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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 3:13 pm
Not with 10,000 anecdotes can you do science.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 3:48 pm
Arnie:
"I'll come back."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 3:53 pm
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the teeth in the dog."
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 3:55 pm
For you Whovians.
A glitch in time saves K-9.
(okay I cheated and changed two words, so shoot me)
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 4:26 pm
Going with the fart theme..."I stink, therefore, I am."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 4:56 pm
Absence makes the heart grow fungus.
You can't always get what you taunt.
Easy come, easy blow.
One man's stash is another man's treasure.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of a compound.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 5:02 pm
-Nothing is certain save meth and taxes.
-It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound - and furry.
-Blessed are the sheik, for they shall inherit the earth.
-Rumours of my death are greatly anticipated.
-I came, I saw, she conquered.
-We have met the enemy, and they are flowers.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 5:24 pm
Once more onto the beach, dear friends; once more!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 5:29 pm
Nothing ventured, nothing stained.
Behind every great rack there's a woman.
The road to hell is paved with good sex.
Two is company, three's an orgy.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can piss off today.
Low-hanging fruit and what not.
