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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 4:03 am
(March 26, 2015 at 3:40 am)Alex K Wrote: Do you even own a sword? Just asking...
Don't need one - I have something mightier. But actually, I do as it happens. There's a full size ornamental Light Brigade type sword on the wall, and I was given a set of nightmarishly sharp Japanese katanas a few years ago. I've been told they're rather illegal, but that's not true.
They're
completely illegal.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 4:21 am
The measure of a man is what he does with penis.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 4:30 am
That's one small step for a man, one giant sheep for mankind.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 4:36 am
My god! its full of starbucks!
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 6:08 am
Well, here's another nice dress you've gotten me into!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 6:25 am
The name's Bond. Ahmed Bond.
Medium dry vodka martini - shaken, not spermed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 7:31 am
Our Father, which art in Devon...
Alternatively:
Our Father, which fart in heaven.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 7:32 am
Harold be thy name.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 7:51 am
Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father eats them.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
