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Quote from Elmer Fudd: "Shhhh I'm hunting wabbits!"
Shhh I'm hunting wabbis! Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Let my peephole go!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
The penis mightier than the sword.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 3:25 am
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 3:26 am by Alex K.)
Breathtakingly economical, and with penis. Gloryous
(March 26, 2015 at 3:22 am)Stimbo Wrote: The penis mightier than the sword.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
And devastatingly accurate. About me, anyway.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(March 26, 2015 at 3:35 am)Stimbo Wrote: And devastatingly accurate. About me, anyway. Do you even own a sword? Just asking...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Once more unto the beach dear friends.
Now is the blackmonday of our discontent. Summer lovin had me an STD check. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
"Don't go chasin' water moccasins."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue |
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