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Change a word, ruin a quote
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 9:58 am
No, not the wees, not the wees!
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 10:50 am
Correction: The bar association
meeting announcement said
"lunch will be gin at 12 pm."
That should have read 12:15.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 11:03 am
I see naked people!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 11:07 am
National Association for the Advancement of Christian People
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 11:09 am
Royal Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Animals.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 1:02 pm
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Carpe diem (seize the day)

Carpe mammae (seize the boobies)

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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 3:31 pm
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Quote: You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London

You can't wait for gawd. You have to go after it with a club.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 4:22 pm
The Golden Shower Rule
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 4:26 pm
"The pen is writier than the sword."

Does the word have to exist?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 4:30 pm
Real one where I used to work. A waitress walked into the kitchen after eating some soup.

Came in and said "That is the best thing I have had in my mouth". Everyone died laughing.
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