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Greeting from Arizona
#21
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Welcome from sunny Portugal! (try spotting that on a map without google! Tongue )
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#22
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Hi Diva!
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#23
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I just bet you love having an elected official in your state stupidly suggesting that all citizens be forced to attend Church.

Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.
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#24
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You know Brian, that barbecuing kittens part is in really poor taste.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#25
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Google search sarcasm. It is poking fun of believers who think atheists are evil.
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#26
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Gotcha. It still strikes a bad chord with us cat lovers.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#27
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That is my pat introduction to newbies, some find it funny. I once had someone respond "And be sure to strangle some ducklings".

Dark humor nothing more. I have a cat myself, he is my best buddy. Big baby too. I love pretending to growl at him but all he does is purr at me.
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#28
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(March 30, 2015 at 12:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This is where I miss the kudos button, P/T.  You don't want too many Zonies in one place.

I'm just glad there's few other Texans here, else I might have to time-share my shitposting.

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#29
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Thanks for the nice welcomes, everyone!  I can't promise I won't lead the Arizonian Uprising, but I'll try to save it for weekend.  I actually prefer BBQ Christian Infant to Cats, but I can be flexible if the sauce is good.

Devil
...it is common knowledge that the upper third, centered in Flagstaff, is Alta Arizona; the lower third, centered in Tucson, is Baja Arizona; and the middle third, centered in Phoenix, is Caca Arizona. Simple as ABC...

http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm
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#30
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Now you are getting it. And no Christians, we don't literally want to eat your babies. We do wish however you would stop flipping out because others exist and vote.
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