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"The Great Relish Mystery"

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"The Great Relish Mystery"
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"The Great Relish Mystery"
March 30, 2015 at 3:42 pm

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 30, 2015 at 4:01 pm
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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 30, 2015 at 5:44 pm
Just guessing that most relish goes on hot dogs and brats and the sweet variety works better for that.*

*I like dill pickles, but neither kind of relish.
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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 30, 2015 at 7:41 pm
Mix relish and mayo and you get tartar sauce.

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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 30, 2015 at 9:10 pm
Ho. Ly. Crap. THIS EXPLAINS THE KRAFT-HEINZ MERGER: two multinational condiment conglomerates joining forces to perpetuate the pickle conspiracy.
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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 30, 2015 at 10:57 pm
(March 30, 2015 at 9:10 pm)TRJF Wrote: Ho. Ly. Crap.  THIS EXPLAINS THE KRAFT-HEINZ MERGER: two multinational condiment conglomerates joining forces to perpetuate the pickle conspiracy.

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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 30, 2015 at 11:17 pm
I can easily demolish a whole jar of Claussen Dill pickles. Any variety. Whole, quartered, sandwich. In my mouth. Don't quote mine that.
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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 31, 2015 at 10:53 am
That is fucked up. I am outraged.
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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 31, 2015 at 12:26 pm
BECAUSE CHOPPING UP DILL PICKLES AND MAKING YOUR OWN GODDAMN RELISH IS TOO DIFFICULT.
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RE: "The Great Relish Mystery"
March 31, 2015 at 12:42 pm
It is if you hate cooking. Or are lazy. Or both. Because if you really want to make your own, you have to make your own mayo too.
I prefer to spend five seconds grabbing a jar off the shelf. Less mess that way.
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