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I found jesus
April 1, 2015 at 3:21 pm
At the bottom of a cracker jack box i immediately threw it away i have no use for it.  Big Grin
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RE: I found jesus
April 1, 2015 at 3:27 pm
I found jeebus on a piece of toast. It fetched quite a pretty penny on Ebay. It was probably moldy too.
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RE: I found jesus
April 1, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Are you sure?

Was he wearing a striped shirt and stocking cap?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: I found jesus
April 1, 2015 at 3:32 pm
(April 1, 2015 at 3:28 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Are you sure?

Was he wearing a striped shirt and stocking cap?

No he was jesus he had the long hair and everything he was making advances i was like no thank you and threw the box away. 
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RE: I found jesus
April 1, 2015 at 3:32 pm
I keep hoping they'll be an image of Jesus, Mary or Yaweh on one of my turds. I don't know what kind of profound message that will send but if some idiot on ebay will give me ten grand for it, I won't give a shit.

On second thought, I will.
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RE: I found jesus
April 1, 2015 at 3:42 pm
(April 1, 2015 at 3:32 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: I keep hoping they'll be an image of Jesus, Mary or Yaweh on one of my turds. I don't know what kind of profound message that will send but if some idiot on ebay will give me ten grand for it, I won't give a shit.

On second thought, I will.

Literally people would praise a holy shit.  ROFLOL
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