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But don't you know?

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But don't you know?
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#41
But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 10:34 am
I ought to point out that I didn't literally mean 'rainbows from gods testicles' although if you're into those sort of delusions it wouldn't really matter what part of god they came from.
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#42
RE: But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Lol sure. I think there's a crazy threshold, and once you're past it, it kind of makes no difference any more.
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#43
But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 12:39 pm (This post was last modified: April 19, 2015 at 12:39 pm by TubbyTubby.)
On further investigation, Yahweh is a man-horse god who knocks a sperm rainbow out to pleasure his creations.

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#44
RE: But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 1:17 pm
(April 19, 2015 at 12:39 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: On further investigation, Yahweh is a man-horse god who knocks a sperm rainbow out to pleasure his creations.

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That explains so much... 
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#45
RE: But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 3:57 pm
(April 19, 2015 at 9:33 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: Never fails to utterly astound me that in 2015 we still have adults that are so deluded they believe rainbows from god bollocks instead of using their brains to think properly.

Yes, very strange individuals aren't they?
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#46
RE: But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 4:21 pm
God did it!

Well, it's to do with light and how it...

God made the light!

Yeah, God made the light.
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RE: But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 6:31 pm
(April 19, 2015 at 4:21 pm)robvalue Wrote: God did it!

Well, it's to do with light and how it...

God made the light!

Yeah, God made the light.

And darkness sweet sweet deliicously evil darkne-...  Demon ...i mean...  Cat meow....yeah...meow lets go with that....
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#48
RE: But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 6:40 pm
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#49
RE: But don't you know?
April 19, 2015 at 8:53 pm
Thanks very much, I appreciate it Smile

I'm sure all the Christians will file it under Lalala

Just messing with you guys! I love you Christians too.
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