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The Daily Show: Future Christ
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The Daily Show: Future Christ
April 16, 2015 at 10:33 pm (This post was last modified: April 16, 2015 at 10:33 pm by Faith No More.)
The Daily Show had a great bit about Christianity and Christians trying keep it modern, but the piece is most notable for the pastor talking about robot Christians.  That's right.  This man thinks that super intelligent robots will inevitably be Christian, but I'll let him tell you about it...



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RE: The Daily Show: Future Christ
April 16, 2015 at 11:01 pm
I don't know why not?

Xtians now are basically stupid robots.
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April 17, 2015 at 3:45 am
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RE: The Daily Show: Future Christ
April 17, 2015 at 5:22 am
[Image: robot-religion1_3013.png]
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The Daily Show: Future Christ
April 17, 2015 at 9:01 am
That was hilarious!  Unfortunately people really believe that horse shit
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RE: The Daily Show: Future Christ
April 17, 2015 at 9:35 am
That pastor is an apostate.

No robot can ever be an actual son of Adam, and therefore, no robot can ever have a soul.

It is blasphemous to even think that.
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RE: The Daily Show: Future Christ
April 17, 2015 at 10:20 am
Yeah, he's even delusional as to how his delusion works.
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RE: The Daily Show: Future Christ
April 17, 2015 at 10:21 am
Why do heretics think they can lead anyone to God when they are ALREADY damned ??

How the fuck does that work, where does that mindset come from ??
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RE: The Daily Show: Future Christ
April 17, 2015 at 10:28 am
I blame the liberals.
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