Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past

[robvalue]

If you don't feed them, they don't evolve into the fire-breathing version. Or something.

[Longhorn]

You guuuys, don't feed him, he's only here for attention

That's how I roll, feed them till they burst, and let the mods clean up the splatter at the wall. Don't feed the troll is so 1995

Remind me to never ever get under your skin

He got boring though, now it's just blatant insults

[Alex K]

That's how I roll, feed them till they burst, and let the mods clean up the splatter at the wall. Don't feed the troll is so 1995

Remind me to never ever get under your skin

Bah, I'm mostly harmless

He got boring though, now it's just blatant insults

Yeah... but you gotta poke them a little to see whether they have potential

[robvalue]

Imagine if your dominant hand was involved in some unforgivable sex act...

Who would you turn to?

[Longhorn]

Bah, I'm mostly harmless

Key word being *mostly*

Alex K, the most feared quantum physicist on the streets

and his hamsters

[Cato]

[thesummerqueen]

As a member above was intimating, I'd probably be pissed too if I found out my blow-up doll had been vigorously used beforehand...the human body has ways and means of cleaning itself and getting rid of infections, plus there's a medical community. Using a blow up doll that wasn't properly cleaned beforehand because you didn't know how many dicks had desecrated it before? Madness.

[Anomalocaris]

So your response to me is to spout out more of your own judgements of this woman.

A person's past does not necessarily reflect who they are in the now. I was a typical post-adolescent man child in my early twenties. I played college football, had an ego the size of Jupiter, and I went to college parties as if my shit smelled pretty. I had sex quite a bit.

My priorities changed when I was about 26. I cannot chalk it up to anything other than maturing. It was no longer about sowing my wild oats, as it were, and more about forming a connection. I am not ashamed of my past. I was a superlative form of a typical college student.

My current girlfriend has no problem forming a connection with me, nor I to her.

Seriously, what are you doing here unless you're just fanning the flames to keep the thread alive? You didn't get the 'advice' or input you were looking for. We overwhelmingly see you as an insecure, judgmental asshat.

Go away if you're not here to engage.

It's different for men. Women are more emotional and they get attached very quickly. But when she has sex with lots of different people, she becomes far less able to bond with a man. This is a well known fact and it's hilarious that you're arguing about it. You know it and I know it. By the way can I say that doing disgusting things in some dirty alleyway with 2 men is hardly "exploring her sexuality". that's just nasty. When are you people going to quit trying to paint a picture of such cheap acts being on a par with exploring one's sexuality? You people make me laugh. Let's call it what it is. Cheap and nasty. It's like eating mcdonalds out of a trash can and calling that "exploring my palette" or "exploring cuisine". What a hoot.

I'm picturing you now and this is what I see...

 

So you don't think you can ever be as good as the two men who did her once in an alley?  Even if given many tries and the ability to bribe her?   Sad.   Are you impotent or something? 

[Nope]

As a member above was intimating, I'd probably be pissed too if I found out my blow-up doll had been vigorously used beforehand...the human body has ways and means of cleaning itself and getting rid of infections, plus there's a medical community. Using a blow up doll that wasn't properly cleaned beforehand because you didn't know how many dicks had desecrated it before? Madness.

Amazing isn't it, that he has given his blow up doll such a colorful past?

[thesummerqueen]

As a member above was intimating, I'd probably be pissed too if I found out my blow-up doll had been vigorously used beforehand...the human body has ways and means of cleaning itself and getting rid of infections, plus there's a medical community. Using a blow up doll that wasn't properly cleaned beforehand because you didn't know how many dicks had desecrated it before? Madness.

Amazing isn't it, that he has given his blow up doll such a colorful past?

I used to make up insane stories about my toys too. Luckily, my parents taught me the difference between fantasy and reality, and also gave me enough sense of purpose that I didn't feel the need to make shit up on forums for attention and Teh Lulz.