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Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
Quote:The researchers say they were successful in 'turning' rats gay as they showed same-sex behavior for days and even weeks after the last injection of drugs.

First of all, I think the researchers were a bit optimistic when stating they successfully turned the rats gay, they "successfully" made some rats have a preference for sex with male rats for a maximum period of a few weeks, some only for a few days.


Quote:A group of researchers in Mexico have been working for four years to come up with the best way of making rats gay with their experiments.

I know not all scientists get to research cancer, HIV, ebola, so on and so on, and maybe there is an elusive point in spending four years of research which basically consists of using pavlovian conditioning to make rats have homosexual sex for a few days but I REALLY can't think of any.


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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
(April 23, 2015 at 12:18 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: What's going to happen when the conversion therapy people get a hold of this?

I suppose we'll find out the day they announce that they can turn "gay" rats into "straight" rats as well. Until then it's much rather fodder for the conspiracy theorists who are afraid that Obama wants to turn everyone gay using chemtrails - an obvious application of this technology.
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Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
(April 23, 2015 at 11:10 pm)Hatshepsut Wrote: I can see why its relevance is limited. There are no gay rats. There were probably no gay people either until we recognized an element of personal identity through the medium of culture.

Are trying to say homosexuality is a product of culture?

I'm a little confused by your statement.

Either way, there are quite a few different species of animals that engage in varying degrees of homosexuality. I have no doubt early hominids did as well.


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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
Necro responding is frowned upon.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
(April 23, 2015 at 12:10 pm)Exian Wrote: I saw a guy turn a gerbil gay once.

Did you see it?

Where, Exian. Where?

I realize this is a necro, but I saw this before I realized it, and dammit all!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
(November 5, 2015 at 9:49 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 23, 2015 at 12:10 pm)Exian Wrote: I saw a guy turn a gerbil gay once.

Did you see it?

I saw it. I wasn't amused.
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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
Necro's are bad. Except for when old jokes get much deserved attention Big Grin
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
(April 23, 2015 at 12:10 pm)Exian Wrote: I saw a guy turn a gerbil gay once.
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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
Maybe the rats were bi to start with
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RE: Scientists turn "straight" rats into "gay" rats.
Don't gender my rats!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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