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Christians say the creepiest shit
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#21
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 2:35 pm
Well, if I was going to be the leader of a religion, sex with the leader would definitely be on the list of required acolyte training.

After a full body shot and interview of course. One can't be too careful these days.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 3:27 pm
(May 4, 2015 at 11:34 am)Pyrrho Wrote: Saint Teresa of Ávila: "I saw in his hand a long spear of gold, and at the point there seemed to be a little fire. He appeared to me to be thrusting it at times into my heart..."

Perhaps the experience was closer for Theresa than it is for most of us. Yet beyond male jealousy I can't see the reason behind all the sex hang-ups. A sexy Jesus is much more appealing than a wooden one who is hanging on a cross, or a flame-white one sitting at the right hand of God saying "I know you not."
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 3:45 pm
OP Wrote:Christians say the creepiest shit ?
have you meet the muslims ?
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 4:10 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2015 at 4:12 pm by dahrling.)
(May 4, 2015 at 3:45 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote:
OP Wrote:Christians say the creepiest shit ?
have you meet the muslims ?

There is an Youtube channel that post some of the absurd stuff that a few Muslim believe in (it's called "MemriTVVIDEOS") with subtitles.
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#25
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 4:28 pm
When she says how Jesus knows how she feels, it reminds me of the video Darkmatter did, which explains why theists often get defensive when people talk about their god. Their god is part of them, so saying bad things about Jesus is basically saying bad things about them. That's why they get so angry when you don't fully agree with them.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#26
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 4:42 pm
Yep, that's it. It's kind of sad tbh, when she talks about how much he loves her and it's all her imagination
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#27
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 5:53 pm
(May 4, 2015 at 2:19 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: The creepiness, it's so addictive

This is another thing I dug up


jff Wrote:Have you ever been on a date with a king? I have. And you know what, I go on these quite often (every day, actually). I love them. I love spending time with Him. Jesus is my shelter, my escape and hideaway. He understands everything. He knows what I feel, how to make me feel better. He's wonderful. Every date with my King is special and unique. I love it when He's near me.

so here she just flat out admits her crush


jff Wrote:Have you ever been on a date with a king? If not, it's about time to do that. These will be the best royal dates in your life.

no thanks, I think Imma stick to real people

It's like Jesus and Twilight had a baby....
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 6:05 pm
(May 4, 2015 at 1:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Would jesus cum in her mouth?

He would sprinkle that holy water all over her face.
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 7:07 pm
(May 4, 2015 at 6:05 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote:
(May 4, 2015 at 1:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Would jesus cum in her mouth?

He would sprinkle that holy water all over her face.

I wonder if it has a special taste ?
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
May 4, 2015 at 7:37 pm
It tastes like his 12 sweaty boyfriends that followed him around everywhere.
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