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May 10, 2015 at 7:24 pm
Drunk guy quotes himself. Lol
Welcome! You should only post while you're drunk from now on. As an experiment.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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May 10, 2015 at 7:25 pm
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May 10, 2015 at 7:25 pm
(This post was last modified: May 10, 2015 at 7:25 pm by AFTT47.)
My greatest memory regarding wine (if you want to call it that) is about a cheap wine called Night Train Express.
I was at one of those Christmas parties where everyone brings a gag gift. My contribution was a video of The Killer Tomatoes Strike Back. I received a bottle of the wine previously mentioned. Talk about a fucking hangover from Hell! Jesus! DON'T ride the train!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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May 10, 2015 at 7:34 pm
Welcome red wine drinker!
You know you're drinking the blood of christ, our saviour.
I wonder what the fuck I'm eating when I eat a hotdog!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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May 10, 2015 at 7:43 pm
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(May 10, 2015 at 7:24 pm)Exian Wrote: Drunk guy quotes himself. Lol
Welcome! You should only post while you're drunk from now on. As an experiment.
What's the hypothesis being tested in this experiment?
I fear the observer effect may be relevant here.
Not that I can really observe anything, currently.
(May 10, 2015 at 7:25 pm)Jericho Wrote: (May 10, 2015 at 7:21 pm)Anatheist Wrote: I must have drunk too much...
...I am seeing signs.
That reminds me, I should hunt out some cheese.
I hate to break it to you...but you may be drunk. If only drunk people are the sort to hunt out cheese then I'm glad that I may or may not be drunk.
(May 10, 2015 at 7:25 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: My greatest memory regarding wine (if you want to call it that) is about a cheap wine called Night Train Express.
I was at one of those Christmas parties where everyone brings a gag gift. My contribution was a video of The Killer Tomatoes Strike Back. I received a bottle of the wine previously mentioned. Talk about a fucking hangover from Hell! Jesus! DON'T ride the train!
I prefer non-cheap wine that doesn't involve trains.
Or mythical, eschatological realms.
(May 10, 2015 at 7:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Welcome red wine drinker!
You know you're drinking the blood of christ, our saviour.
I wonder what the fuck I'm eating when I eat a hotdog!
For a short while, I attempted to connect these two statements in a logical fashion.
Then I took another sip of wine.
Then I started craving sacramental hotdogs.
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May 10, 2015 at 7:51 pm
I like red, too. So welcome.
(Not that its a prerequisite or anything....)
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May 10, 2015 at 8:00 pm
(May 10, 2015 at 7:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I like red, too. So welcome.
(Not that its a prerequisite or anything....)
There's nothing like sharing preferences with others to make you feel like life might be worth living, after all. Sigh.
And yet, there are those who enjoy a cool glass of white wine to drown their sorrows, to whom I can only say: "May all the mythical, eschatological, cheese-less realms of eternal punishment that have been invented during humanity's short time on this miserable planet be yours forever and ever. Amen."
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May 10, 2015 at 8:10 pm
Very poetic.
White wine is the equivalent of Coors Light....or Budweiser.
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May 10, 2015 at 8:12 pm
I hope you stick around, Anatheist. You have the roots to become legendary.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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May 10, 2015 at 8:14 pm
(May 10, 2015 at 8:12 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: I hope you stick around, Anatheist. You have the roots to become legendary.
I am not a fucking plant.
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