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Ask an Englishman.
#1
Ask an Englishman.
I wanna do one!
I'm from Blighty. You have questions. Let's do this.
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#2
RE: Ask an Englishman.
Why are so many Englishmen's teeth yellow?  Huh
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#3
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Do you like fish and chips? What about a McFish sandwich and fries?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#4
RE: Ask an Englishman.
Actually, UK teeth health is among the best in the world according to this extremely boring study carried out by crushingly tiresome but somewhat useful people Tongue
http://www.economist.com/node/15060097
Also, the natural colour of teeth is slightly yellowed. Gleaming white teeth ain't natural.

(May 15, 2015 at 8:56 pm)c172 Wrote: Do you like fish and chips? What about a McFish sandwich and fries?

Of course I do, what kind of monster doesn't? Apart from vegans, but...yeah.
I take it you mean a Filet o' fish? Eh...take it or leave it, gimme a Big Tasty any day.
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
(May 15, 2015 at 8:59 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Actually, UK teeth health is among the best in the world according to this extremely boring study carried out by crushingly tiresome but somewhat people Tongue
http://www.economist.com/node/15060097
Also, the natural colour of teeth is slightly yellowed. Gleaming white teeth ain't natural.

Is teeth whitening something uncommon in England?  Shy
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
(May 15, 2015 at 9:02 pm)dahrling Wrote:
(May 15, 2015 at 8:59 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Actually, UK teeth health is among the best in the world according to this extremely boring study carried out by crushingly tiresome but somewhat people Tongue
http://www.economist.com/node/15060097
Also, the natural colour of teeth is slightly yellowed. Gleaming white teeth ain't natural.

Is teeth whitening something uncommon in England?  Shy

Roughly one in ten have used it as of 2012, according to this soul-destroyingly tedious survey I looked up.
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
I'm tempted to ask about the royals but then you would probably just ask about the Kardashians - and I don't have a fucking clue!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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RE: Ask an Englishman.
(May 15, 2015 at 9:04 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(May 15, 2015 at 9:02 pm)dahrling Wrote: Is teeth whitening something uncommon in England?  Shy

Roughly one in ten have used it as of 2012, according to this soul-destroyingly tedious survey I looked up.

That's a very low number  Tongue 

OK. Next question.
How do you feel about the Beckham family?  Big Grin
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
I know a bit about Lorde, but that'sit
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(May 15, 2015 at 9:06 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: I'm tempted to ask about the royals but then you would probably just ask about the Kardashians - and I don't have a fucking clue!

Ask away, old boy! I assure you I have zero interest in that bloody family, so no risk of retaliation Tongue
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