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Ask a 'murican
May 15, 2015 at 11:19 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2015 at 11:31 pm by dyresand.)
Ask a question and i will answer it. 

This is satire.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 15, 2015 at 11:21 pm
What do you do with those who refuse to use a gun?

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 15, 2015 at 11:30 pm
(May 15, 2015 at 11:21 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: What do you do with those who refuse to use a gun?

Nothing except mock them because there pacifist.
I'm a pacifist in another way ill pass my fist in your face. 
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 15, 2015 at 11:33 pm
The answer is

[Image: 0111-guns-more-guns-630x354.jpg]



more guns.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 15, 2015 at 11:51 pm
Beat me to it. Was going to ask are you armed.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 15, 2015 at 11:53 pm
(May 15, 2015 at 11:51 pm)whateverist Wrote: Beat me to it.  Was going to ask are you armed.

He's an American.  Of course he is armed!

I see Minimalist just showed us a picture of his private collection of guns, or at least a part of his collection.

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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 15, 2015 at 11:54 pm
Yeah but he lives in AZ. He is required by law to be packing.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 15, 2015 at 11:57 pm
Well, obviously he has guns, the question is, where does he store them?
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 12:41 am (This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 12:53 am by dyresand.)
(May 15, 2015 at 11:53 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(May 15, 2015 at 11:51 pm)whateverist Wrote: Beat me to it.  Was going to ask are you armed.

He's an American.  Of course he is armed!

I see Minimalist just showed us a picture of his private collection of guns, or at least a part of his collection.

why all of those when you can have one of these babies 

[Image: pfeifer-zeliska-11.jpg]

.600 nitro express revolver so much power in one gun. 

Its a cannon for your hand its a hand cannon not one of those 50 cal shooting desert eagles baby guns.
This is a real gun.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 2:10 am
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