Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: March 29, 2024, 10:35 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Ask a 'murican
#11
RE: Ask a 'murican
How many guns are you holding right now?
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

Index of useful threads and discussions
Index of my best videos
Quickstart guide to the forum
Reply
#12
RE: Ask a 'murican
If a country seems to be above your oil how do you go about acquiring it?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Reply
#13
RE: Ask a 'murican
(May 16, 2015 at 4:00 am)robvalue Wrote: How many guns are you holding right now?

I'm sitting on a shitload!  And that's the god's honest truth ...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply
#14
RE: Ask a 'murican
I always have a minimum of at least 5 guns on me at any given time.
“Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” 
-Isaac Asimov

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
-Douglas Adams
Reply
#15
RE: Ask a 'murican
Yeah? But how big are they?
Reply
#16
RE: Ask a 'murican
I have 2 magnums, 2 uzis, and one shotgun strapped to my back. And this is not even considering when I am actually working.

When at work, I add an M240 to that.
“Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” 
-Isaac Asimov

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
-Douglas Adams
Reply
#17
RE: Ask a 'murican
Long as you still have one hand free to hold the flag high I guess that is Murican enough.




(Anyone know how many times you have to undo Maurice before auto correct leaves "Murican" to hell alone?)
Reply
#18
RE: Ask a 'murican
Approximately 1776 times.
“Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” 
-Isaac Asimov

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
-Douglas Adams
Reply
#19
RE: Ask a 'murican
(May 16, 2015 at 4:00 am)robvalue Wrote: How many guns are you holding right now?

um let me check about 2 in each hand i am fyping with my trigger fingers. 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Reply
#20
RE: Ask a 'murican
(May 16, 2015 at 4:05 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: If a country seems to be above your oil how do you go about acquiring it?

Pfft. If they don't have oil then they obviously don't exist. 

War is how Americans learn geography.
Reply





Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)