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#21
RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 7:23 pm
It's defined as a prostitute or promiscuous woman. I'm not prostitute but I could qualify as promiscuous depending on which usage you like. I make for a much better forum harlot than IRL harlot, but hey we all have our strengths and weaknesses. As for being a tease...most definitely yes. How else would get the hot guys to spank me?
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RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 7:24 pm
Maybe asking politely would work?
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RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 7:25 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 7:24 pm)dyresand Wrote: Maybe asking politely would work?

That does work, but sometimes it spoils the fun. Wink
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#24
RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 7:35 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 7:25 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 16, 2015 at 7:24 pm)dyresand Wrote: Maybe asking politely would work?

That does work, but sometimes it spoils the fun. Wink

If you want me to spank you just say so Tongue 
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RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 7:37 pm
Losty knows what the deal is. Yeah she does.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 8:43 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 7:35 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(May 16, 2015 at 7:25 pm)Losty Wrote: That does work, but sometimes it spoils the fun. Wink

If you want me to spank you just say so Tongue 

Well that escalated quickly. I guess some of you guys are way more forward than the rest of us. Tongue
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RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 8:44 pm
Haaaa you have no idea. Give me a few days to settle in and I will turn the forum upside down for you Wink
Obviously have to keep it within the rules and such. I'm on my best behavior this week Big Grin
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RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 9:27 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 8:44 pm)Losty Wrote: Haaaa you have no idea. Give me a few days to settle in and I will turn the forum upside down for you Wink
Obviously have to keep it within the rules and such. I'm on my best behavior this week Big Grin

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RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 9:31 pm (This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 9:32 pm by Whateverist.)
(May 16, 2015 at 2:31 pm)Nope Wrote: Hello fellow harlot. Do you have trouble pair bonding? Please don't ask for clarification on the meaning of the word, pair bond because I am just going by what a banned member said

Where is the MOST UNUSUAL PLACE you had sex?

Good question.  Have you taken it like a man up the poop chute?  

If so, did you like it?

If not, why not?
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RE: Ask a harlot
May 16, 2015 at 9:36 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 9:31 pm)69whateverist Wrote:
(May 16, 2015 at 2:31 pm)Nope Wrote: Hello fellow harlot. Do you have trouble pair bonding? Please don't ask for clarification on the meaning of the word, pair bond because I am just going by what a banned member said

Where is the MOST UNUSUAL PLACE you had sex?

Good question.  Have you taken it like a man up the poop chute?  

If so, did you like it?

If not, why not?

Pretty sure you can find all the answers you're seeking in a69. The best I can do here is tell you that I never take anything like a man, I prefer to take things like a slut to be perfectly frank. :p
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