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Ask an Italian
#21
RE: Ask an Italian
(May 16, 2015 at 8:38 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Guess it would be appropriate to do.

Am I one of the cool kids now? Eh? Eh?

Of course.
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#22
RE: Ask an Italian
(May 17, 2015 at 9:01 am)Lucanus Wrote:
(May 17, 2015 at 8:35 am)Alex K Wrote: Why do all Germans have this special love and longing and attraction to Italy? What's your secret?

Grandma's special sauce. Trust me, it's delicious.
...

What is the recipe?

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#23
RE: Ask an Italian
New York or deep dish?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Ask an Italian
(May 17, 2015 at 2:18 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(May 17, 2015 at 9:01 am)Lucanus Wrote: Grandma's special sauce. Trust me, it's delicious.
...

What is the recipe?

It's-a a secret you-a don't wanna know-a

(May 17, 2015 at 4:18 pm)c172 Wrote: New York or deep dish?

Napoli
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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