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Ask a magi
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Ask and you shall be answered through the ancient magi's wisdom.
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When I was ten, I saw this guy saw a woman in half. Pretty cool.
But, when I was older and tried it myself, she screamed a LOT and there was like blood and guts everywhere, and it was really hard work, especially with all the screaming. What did I do wrong? 
What would your prefer as a gift: a platinum pocket watch, or some hair accessories?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue (May 16, 2015 at 11:03 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: When I was ten, I saw this guy saw a woman in half. Pretty cool. You, my novice friend skipped the very first step, that is making sure your victim assistant cannot scream or offer any form of resistance by "hypnotizing" them. Eh? you don't know how to hypnotize? Well the process might seem bit complicated to a novice, but with practice anybody can do it! The trick is to make sure they don't notice the syringe hidden in your palm untill they have already been paralyzed.... Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty. Join me on atheistforums Slack (pester tibs via pm if you need invite) 
Can you get me a discount at Olivander's?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Ask a magi
May 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm
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(May 16, 2015 at 11:08 pm)Exian Wrote: What would your prefer as a gift: a platinum pocket watch, or some hair accessories? The platinum watch would be better I suppose, considering how the modern audience never seem to carry one when I need it, I might as well have it on me! (May 16, 2015 at 11:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Can you get me a discount at Olivander's? Sure, all you have to do is send in a small fee of $666 to me, for shipping charges, and the discount coupon would be delivered to you via owl mail. Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty. Join me on atheistforums Slack (pester tibs via pm if you need invite)  
How do I properly prepare eggplant without using too much oil?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: Ask a magi
May 17, 2015 at 1:35 pm
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2015 at 1:39 pm by Aoi Magi.)
(May 17, 2015 at 3:13 am)Kitty Galore Wrote: What, exactly, Is a magi? If you don't know already then you are too young to know.... (May 17, 2015 at 3:20 am)Alex K Wrote: How do I properly prepare eggplant without using too much oil?Use the fitness conscious, talking variety of eggplant and they will let you know if there is too much oil around them. If you however choose the cheaper non-sentient variety, I'd suggest using troll-fat-oil instead of your regular oil, and you'd have much better results. Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty. Join me on atheistforums Slack (pester tibs via pm if you need invite)  RE: Ask a magi
May 17, 2015 at 2:54 pm
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2015 at 2:54 pm by downbeatplumb.)
What cost more gold, frankincense or myrrh?
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