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Ask a short (5'4ish) guy
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Ask a short (5'4ish) guy
Ask a gay was taken so I went with this instead Tongue

Fire away
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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RE: Ask a short (5'4ish) guy
How does it feel like to be short?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Ask a short (5'4ish) guy
Neck aches from looking upwards.

Mentally, ranges from annoyance at having to look so much harder for cute clothes, to celebration in your quirkiness.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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RE: Ask a short (5'4ish) guy
(May 17, 2015 at 9:08 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: Neck aches from looking upwards.

Mentally, ranges from annoyance at having to look so much harder for cute clothes, to celebration in your quirkiness.

But if a piece of clothing is too long for you, there is a chance it can be tailored. Try being to tall for clothes, there's not much that can be done. That's why I hate buying clothes here, I need to buy from American and European brands because here I'm an elf.

A question: do you ever need help to reach kitchen cabinets?  Huh
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RE: Ask a short (5'4ish) guy
That's a good point about getting clothes tailored I guess. Still extra money though Tongue

Ummm if it's like the top shelf or getting something on top of the cabinet yeah, I need a stool lmao
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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RE: Ask a short (5'4ish) guy
(May 17, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: That's a good point about getting clothes tailored I guess. Still extra money though Tongue

Ummm if it's like the top shelf or getting something on top of the cabinet yeah, I need a stool lmao

Yeah, most dresses and skirts here make me look like a deviant.

Big Grin  I think you just need to find a tall boyfriend to help you reach that place  WinkTongue
Lord knows I need one
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omg that reminds me of these Jamaican street preachers in my city. They're not violent but this one time they were talking about "cover your breasts! Cover your legs!" to all the women in the street. I didn't know whether I was shocked or wanted to laugh, the nerve of these people. You best not come to Birmingham with those skirts then Wink You might razzle dazzle a few Jamaicans

Yeah any guy I see is like "at least my height or taller". I don't mind a guy being same height as me, but please not shorter haha
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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RE: Ask a short (5'4ish) guy
(May 17, 2015 at 9:20 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: omg that reminds me of these Jamaican street preachers in my city. They're not violent but this one time they were talking about "cover your breasts! Cover your legs!" to all the women in the street. I didn't know whether I was shocked or wanted to laugh, the nerve of these people. You best not come to Birmingham with those skirts then Wink You might razzle dazzle a few Jamaicans

Yeah any guy I see is like "at least my height or taller". I don't mind a guy being same height as me, but please not shorter haha

haha, the worst that has happened to me is catcalling and wolf-whistling, which I do find very distasteful. 
Jamaican street preachers in Birmingham? 
they've come a long way to preach, they should start with all the woman in bikini and the men in speedos that lurk around their beaches.

Seriously though, I find it so funny how Americans seem to have an aversion to speedos, but they're okay with bikinis. Do Europeans have the same problem?  Tongue
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Continental Europeans, no. Italian and German men in particular love wearing speedos, and I'm sure a lot of them shove pairs of socks down there to make the image look more impressive.

British people are more prudish about sex tbh, and I think any man who wears speedos is either seen as vain, narcissistic and/or gay. I wouldn't be caught dead in them.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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(May 17, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: Continental Europeans, no. Italian and German men in particular love wearing speedos, and I'm sure a lot of them shove pairs of socks down there to make the image look more impressive.

British people are more prudish about sex tbh, and I think any man who wears speedos is either seen as vain, narcissistic and/or gay. I wouldn't be caught dead in them.

haha, I'm sure they do, just like sometimes we pad our bras and bikinis, but there's a whole industry devoted to that   Tongue

So, you just wear shorts to the beach? Do you have to buy them extra short so they don't extend beyond your knees?  Huh
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