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Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 10:47 am
Well... the "Ask a Brummie" thread title was already taken.

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RE: Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 10:55 am
Voulez-vous me donner tout votre argent, s'il-vous plait? Je suis tres pauvres et j'ai besoin de votre aide
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RE: Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 10:56 am
You aren't French, you Brummie fuck.  Tongue
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RE: Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 11:08 am
Is 'cheese eating surrender monkey' really that offensive?
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RE: Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 11:13 am (This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 11:14 am by Napoléon.)
(May 19, 2015 at 10:55 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Voulez-vous me donner tout votre argent, s'il-vous plait? Je suis tres pauvres et j'ai besoin de votre aide

That is correct.
(May 19, 2015 at 10:56 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You aren't French, you Brummie fuck.  Tongue

Well I have a Norman surname so I do have some claim to it.
(May 19, 2015 at 11:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Is 'cheese eating surrender monkey' really that offensive?

Not to me.
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RE: Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 12:12 pm
Why are the streets of Paris tree-lined?
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RE: Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 12:36 pm
Pourquoi!!??
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RE: Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 12:44 pm
Because the German Army likes to march in the shade!
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Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 12:47 pm
Why do you fucks have so many homeless sleeping in the streets? I've been there and I saw it so don't deny it. I even gave some of them money out of pity.
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RE: Ask a Frenchman
May 19, 2015 at 12:49 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 12:47 pm)KUSA Wrote: Why do you fucks have so many homeless sleeping in the streets? I've been there and I saw it so don't deny it. I even gave some of them money out of pity.

Because they don't have these nice large cardboard boxes American refrigerators are delivered in.
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