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#21
RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm
Twat ?

But what of the snatches, the boxes, and the pussies ??
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#22
RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 5:13 pm
Oow! I should start a pussy thread.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 5:15 pm
Kan the kunt thread be far behind ??
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#24
RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 5:17 pm
I'm waiting for "Ask a Camel Toe".
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RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 5:59 pm
Can you smash out a couple  of diddies for me...

NEVER WALK ALONE, CAUSE TWATS ALWAYS BEHIND ME
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BLACK TWAT
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RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 6:21 pm
Why don't you post moar?
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RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 6:35 pm
Can you give me a hand pulling weeds next weekend?
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RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 7:31 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 6:21 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Why don't you post moar?

Because god gave "him" a life with purpose!
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#29
RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 19, 2015 at 8:52 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 6:35 pm)whateverist Wrote: Can you give me a hand pulling weeds next weekend?

Yes.  Just bring them over to my place and I will help you pull on them.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#30
RE: Ask a finnicky twat
May 20, 2015 at 5:15 am
(May 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Twat ?

But what of the snatches, the boxes, and the pussies ??

I'm in twat mode.


(May 19, 2015 at 6:21 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Why don't you post moar?

Cos I'm a twat.


(May 19, 2015 at 6:35 pm)whateverist Wrote: Can you give me a hand pulling weeds next weekend?

I don't pull weeds. I only pull fit birds.
Sum ergo sum
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