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SATAN!
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#41
RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 7:28 pm
There he goes again with the ass-raping........

I cannot stand idle doing nothing while that goes on. So let me GTFO and guard the door for ya.
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RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 7:29 pm
(April 11, 2010 at 7:28 pm)Dotard Wrote: There he goes again with the ass-raping........

I cannot stand idle doing nothing while that goes on. So let me GTFO and guard the door for ya.

Ah yes, his chocolate cherry is mine Devil
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#43
RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 7:30 pm
(April 11, 2010 at 7:22 pm)Disinter Wrote: You an ID nut aren't you? Great....That's it, I'm going to rape your ass.


ID stands for Intelligent Design?

I am not right into it, if that's your question. I am aware of the movement and how they are trying to push it into the education system. That is all.
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#44
RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 8:21 pm
The Piper I will try to be rational with you. I don't feel that attributing all evil to a non-existent being namely; Satan is rational. Man has in my view a duality within himself that is just a part of nature. On the one hand he is benevolent and kind and loving and on the other he is one bad ass evil son of a bitch. It just takes a little prodding to get that little evil man within to come out and play. Wow I just thought that sounds just like your God a kind and loving benevolent Lord until you piss his holy ass off and then you get to see the dark side of good. That is when God says fuck this I am going to fuck you up!!
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RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 8:57 pm
(April 11, 2010 at 8:21 pm)chatpilot Wrote: The Piper I will try to be rational with you. I don't feel that attributing all evil to a non-existent being namely; Satan is rational. Man has in my view a duality within himself that is just a part of nature. On the one hand he is benevolent and kind and loving and on the other he is one bad ass evil son of a bitch. It just takes a little prodding to get that little evil man within to come out and play. Wow I just thought that sounds just like your God a kind and loving benevolent Lord until you piss his holy ass off and then you get to see the dark side of good. That is when God says fuck this I am going to fuck you up!!


I assume you received discipline from your parent's to keep you on the right track because they love you?

God does this also.
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RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Parents can distribute their "discipline" rather unkindly. Even to the point of abuse or just simply mild cases of repeatedly sheepish behavior by the child. Either way the parents themselves have incorrectly dealt with the child. I've seen the causes of poor parenting, and I'm sure you have too. Is god so perfect that he deals with each person correctly? If he does indeed discipline like parents do (as you had said), then can he possibly discipline incorrectly as parents often do?
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RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Did your parents devise a place of eternal torture and then create you knowing full well you were gonna end up there in the end despite their 'disipline'?

The character of God as found in the christian bible goes well beyond 'disipline' and into full blown sadism, machoism, murder, infancide, torture.

Like CP said; "God will fuck you up!"

Oh sinner do not stray from the straight and narrow way, for the Lord is surely watching you.
If you approach the devil's den, turn 'round don't enter in lest the hand of the almighty fall on you!

He'll fuck you up, God will fuck you up if you dare disobey his stern command.
He'll fuck you up, he'll really fuck you up so you'd better do some praying while you can!
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#48
RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 9:10 pm
God's discipline is perfect.

My parent's tried the best they could.

Admittedly, some parent's discipline their children simply out of frustration.
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#49
RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 9:10 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2010 at 9:12 pm by Disinter.)
(April 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm)Dotard Wrote: Did your parents devise a place of eternal torture and then create you knowing full well you were gonna end up there in the end despite their 'disipline'?

The character of God as found in the christian bible goes well beyond 'disipline' and into full blown sadism, machoism, murder, infancide, torture.

Like CP said; "God will fuck you up!"

Oh sinner do not stray from the straight and narrow way, for the Lord is surely watching you.
If you approach the devil's den, turn 'round don't enter in lest the hand of the almighty fall on you!

He'll fuck you up, God will fuck you up if you dare disobey his stern command.
He'll fuck you up, he'll really fuck you up so you'd better do some praying while you can!

Dammit Dotard I was trying to set him up....you just had to be blunt didn't you? Big Grin

EDIT: So an eternity mathematically equates to not simply rejecting je$u$? How is that perfect? Please explain thoroughly....Or at least coherently.
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RE: SATAN!
April 11, 2010 at 9:37 pm
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