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Damned Texans
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(October 21, 2016 at 3:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Angry white Texas students storm out of class after teacher says humans emerged from Africa

Anthropology does not give a flying fuck about your silly fairy tales, kiddies.  Grow the fuck up.


But, but .. I thought the garden of Eden was in Africa, no?
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Blasphemy, everyone knows that Eden was and -is- in Dixie.
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Hey the fucking mormons think it was in Missouri.
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The Mormons were commanded to build a temple there (Missouri) too.

They haven't got around to it yet.
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They're waiting for Planet Kolob to email the building permits.
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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WHAT?  You mean the fucking cops lie?


Who'd a thunk it?
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