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#191
RE: Damned Texans
September 6, 2016 at 3:15 pm
Fucking stupid-assed Texans.... wait.  They said what?

http://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/editor...blican.ece


Quote:We have no interest in a Republican nominee for whom all principles are negotiable, nor in a Republican Party that is willing to trade away principle for pursuit of electoral victory.
Trump doesn't reflect Republican ideals of the past; we are certain he shouldn't reflect the GOP of the future.
Donald Trump is not qualified to serve as president and does not deserve your vote.

I'm sure an angry mob of wheezing old white misfits will descend on their offices shortly!
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#192
RE: Damned Texans
September 7, 2016 at 2:04 pm
Lest anyone forget that Texass is still full of assholes....

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.2781722

Quote:'Blatantly racist' textbook referring to Mexican-Americans as 'lazy' is under review for Texas public schools 


Quote:called the book a "political Trojan horse" pushed by conservative education officials, including the textbook's publisher, Cynthia Dunbar. Dunbar, a former member of the Texas board of education, is a Trump supporter and a well-known far-right activist.

Now, how did I know that?
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#193
RE: Damned Texans
October 21, 2016 at 3:26 pm
Of course, Texass... but to be fair this could have happened anywhere in the south where there are too many jesus freaks per square acre.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/angry-wh...om-africa/

Quote:Angry white Texas students storm out of class after teacher says humans emerged from Africa

Anthropology does not give a flying fuck about your silly fairy tales, kiddies.  Grow the fuck up.
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#194
RE: Damned Texans
October 21, 2016 at 6:26 pm
(October 21, 2016 at 3:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Angry white Texas students storm out of class after teacher says humans emerged from Africa

Anthropology does not give a flying fuck about your silly fairy tales, kiddies.  Grow the fuck up.


But, but .. I thought the garden of Eden was in Africa, no?
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RE: Damned Texans
October 21, 2016 at 7:40 pm
Blasphemy, everyone knows that Eden was and -is- in Dixie.
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#196
RE: Damned Texans
October 21, 2016 at 7:45 pm
Hey the fucking mormons think it was in Missouri.
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RE: Damned Texans
October 21, 2016 at 11:41 pm
The Mormons were commanded to build a temple there (Missouri) too.

They haven't got around to it yet.
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#198
RE: Damned Texans
October 22, 2016 at 12:50 am
They're waiting for Planet Kolob to email the building permits.
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#199
RE: Damned Texans
October 22, 2016 at 8:51 pm
The number of "high threat" Texas Border busts artificially inflated. Some are arrests for child support payment lapse. 

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RE: Damned Texans
October 22, 2016 at 10:32 pm
WHAT?  You mean the fucking cops lie?


Who'd a thunk it?
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