Damned Texans

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Er...really, Texas?

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/texas-to...-cemetery/

Texas town residents angry over Muslim cemetery

I should think you'd be happier to have them dead than alive.


Meanwhile, maybe it is well past the time when we should stop wasting valuable land on cemeteries.  Cremation is the way to 'go.'

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And GOP Nutters begin to lose their minds over Jade Helm.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/fear-spr...exercises/

Fear spreads across right-wing blogs as US Army begins Jade Helm 15 exercises

Fears mushroomed across right-wing blogs, with some theorizing the military will launch psychological operations to infiltrate society. Others maintained tunnels would be built to move troops and arms for surprise attacks on civilians.

A financial crisis will be cooked up that leads to nationwide chaos and then a call from Washington for troops on American streets to restore order, they said.

Sheesh.  What assholes.

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"Psychological operations to infiltrate society"? What the fuck does that even mean?

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We'll have to hope one of our resident nuts chimes in to explain.

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Uh-huh.

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/07/texas-...rtificates

Texas Refuses To Issue Birth Certificates To Children Of Undocumented Immigrants

Funny how they're all about the Constitution when it's the First Amendment or the Second Amendment. But man, if it's the 14th Amendment, then brown people can just f*ck right off in Texas.

Like it or not, Texas, any person born in this country is a damn citizen and YOU have an obligation to document their birth. PERIOD.

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Ha!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/its-maki...-theories/

‘It’s making us look really bad': Local Texas officials lament bizarre Jade Helm conspiracy theories

Blame your fucking idiot governor.

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The latest dumb fucking Texan....


http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/texas-re...rry-a-gun/

Texas Republican: Hospitals are dangerous — so everyone there should be able to carry a gun

I can't wait for them to decide to put guns in baby carriages.

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Yep.  Fine 'Murricans, these people.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/gop-acti...r-country/

GOP activist asks Texas AG to defy marriage ruling: ‘Lousy bastards’ letting ‘Sodomites queer our country’

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http://www.click2houston.com/news/report...d/34485466

Sources: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton indicted

Some sources say two of the indictments are for securities fraud.

Worry some more about gay marriage, asshole.

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Fuck Texas.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/appeals-...er-id-law/

Appeals court strikes down ‘discriminatory’ Texas voter ID law