Damned Texans

[Minimalist]

Another judge...another fucking for Texas!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/judge-or...rtificate/

Judge orders Texas to recognize same-sex spouse on death certificate

[Thumpalumpacus]

"Psychological operations to infiltrate society"?  What the fuck does that even mean?

We'll have to hope one of our resident nuts chimes in to explain.

There are a small proportion of Texans who are, to put it kindly, dumber than a pile of rocks, so that when Alex Jones gets his agenda wound up, they do indeed suck it up.

To answer your question, I think "Psychological operations to infiltrate society" means horseshit. Pure-D, grade-A horseshit, The dumbfucks around here who serve in the "Texas National Guard" -- not affiliated or controlled by the Army at all -- they're there because they wanted to enlist in the Marines, who turned them down for being too dumb. I know a couple of them -- they make potatoes look smart.

'Course, I'm no resident nut ... I hope.

[Minimalist]

You just know that 'jesus' is involved in this!


http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/texas-ju...jail-time/

Texas judge orders young man to marry girlfriend and write Bible verses to avoid jail time

[Minimalist]

Hey, Texans...what went wrong?  How'd you let one of them thar cathylicks get elected governor?

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/jesus-fi...-idolatry/

Jesus fight!: Furious fundies flood Texas governor’s Facebook page over Virgin Mary ‘idolatry’

“So you’re Catholic Mr. Abbott? So what? You worship idols; not something I’d be telling everyone,” one commenter wrote, while another seconded the comment, writing: “This is nothing more than idol worship.”
Another pointed out that “Jesus is The Blessed and Holy One!!!” before asking “Were you hacked ?????”
Comments ran to over 900 as people of various faiths battled over whose religion was the most righteous, argued over Scripture, and even questioned the accuracy of the Bible and whether Jesus wrote it.

What a bunch of fucking morons.

[vorlon13]

The ONE True Faith :

The Congregation of Jehovah's Presbytery of Zion !!!

[Minimalist]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/no-patie...pointment/

No patient privacy: Texas health workers turn in undocumented woman during gynecology appointment

When pressed by the Houston Press if it is the clinic’s policy to contact authorities if staffers suspect patients of being undocumented immigrants, Memorial Hermann — the parent company of Northwest Women’s Healthcare — spokeswoman Alex Loessin answered, “As you know, because of patient privacy, I am unable to provide comment.”

Funny how privacy only works when it suits the fuck-faces.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Good riddance, asswipe.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/texas-co...e-resigns/

Texas county clerk opposed to same-sex marriage resigns

We are officially better than Kentuckistan, now.

[Minimalist]

Not so fast.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/texas-gu...wed-signs/

Texas gun nut lawyer forces Houston Zoo to take down ‘No guns allowed’ signs

Hey, hon.  Let's take the kids to the zoo and shoot the animals.  Yee-Haw!!!!

[Cato]

More fucking idiocy from Texas:

After taking a homemade clock to school, Irving MacArthur High student Ahmed Mohamed, 14, was taken in handcuffs to juvenile detention. Police say they may charge him with making a hoax bomb — though they acknowledge he told everyone who would listen that it’s a clock.

 They led Ahmed into a room where four other police officers waited. He said an officer he’d never seen before leaned back in his chair and remarked: “Yup. That’s who I thought it was."

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/community-news/northwest-dallas-county/headlines/20150915-irving-ninth-grader-arrested-after-taking-homemade-clock-to-school.ece

A circuit board with I/O wiring looks like a bomb. Too many 'B' movies combined with these dolts having never taken a peak inside a computer. These morons are responsible for the education of children.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

More fucking idiocy from Texas:

After taking a homemade clock to school, Irving MacArthur High student Ahmed Mohamed, 14, was taken in handcuffs to juvenile detention. Police say they may charge him with making a hoax bomb — though they acknowledge he told everyone who would listen that it’s a clock.

 They led Ahmed into a room where four other police officers waited. He said an officer he’d never seen before leaned back in his chair and remarked: “Yup. That’s who I thought it was."

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/community-news/northwest-dallas-county/headlines/20150915-irving-ninth-grader-arrested-after-taking-homemade-clock-to-school.ece

A circuit board with I/O wiring looks like a bomb. Too many 'B' movies combined with these dolts having never taken a peak inside a computer. These morons are responsible for the education of children.

If the kid had made some kind of new electronic device they would have burned him at the stake for being a witch.  Texas wants to secede.  We should expel it.