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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?
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LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione 
Just a reminder:
Do NOT, under any circumstances, EVER ask a Mormon about the Holy Spirit. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Vay not?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (May 29, 2015 at 11:00 am)Alex K Wrote: Vay not? They will explain it and keep explaining it and keep talking what will seem like forever that's why.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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You guys really need to just start reading the New Testament. It is in the first chapter of the first book of the New Testament:
Matthew 1: 18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. The Holy Spirit (aka Holy Ghost) boinks women. It's good work if you can get it. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
 (May 29, 2015 at 11:02 am)Pyrrho Wrote: You guys really need to just start reading the New Testament. It is in the first chapter of the first book of the New Testament: Maybe that is why god could be said to not have sex with Mary. He sent the Holy Spirit down to do his dirty work.
Sex, sex, sex, it's all they think about, eh?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Well, when they had boners like donkeys, and emissions like horses, it's hard not to think about sex a lot.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
Curious that they felt the need to make that distinction, isn't it?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (May 29, 2015 at 11:02 am)Pyrrho Wrote: You guys really need to just start reading the New Testament. It is in the first chapter of the first book of the New Testament: When speaking with career counselors in college long ago, I do not remember anyone suggesting getting into the Holy Ghost field. What a missed opportunity! Most of the women I've known (heheh), expect a bit more than sexy Holy Ghost time. Something more....concrete. |
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