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Don't ask me.
#11
RE: Don't ask me.
(June 2, 2015 at 11:03 pm)whateverist Wrote: Why is there anything instead of nothing at all?

If there were a god, even god could not answer that one.

(June 2, 2015 at 11:03 pm)whateverist Wrote: What is the nature of personal identity?

That depends on whether or not it is even real.

(June 2, 2015 at 11:03 pm)whateverist Wrote: What is the purpose of a human being?

None.  Humans seem to think there is a purpose, but like any animal, the human species is simply a product of evolution doomed to extinction.

(June 2, 2015 at 11:03 pm)whateverist Wrote: Why is the idea of a god so damned widespread and persistent?

Because it is easier to answer a question with "magic" rather than science.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#12
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Banananana
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#13
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I still like corn on the cob.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#14
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(June 2, 2015 at 11:44 pm)c172 Wrote: I want her tomake me a pie. Think she'll make me an apple pie?

First you must buy $666 worth of her products, then she may consider it. I'll say a prayer that she doesn't harden her heart with your request. If not, there's always the afterlife. 
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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#15
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(June 2, 2015 at 11:07 pm)Alex K Wrote: Philosophy concerning garden ponds: with fishies, or the other kind where tadpoles and such critters  can live safely?

Gotta go with choice B.  It's all about the frogs and dragonflies .. and avoiding mosquitos.

(June 2, 2015 at 11:09 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Did you just bump your head hard and awakened the god gene?

Could just be a tumor.

(June 3, 2015 at 1:31 am)Losty Wrote: I still like corn on the cob.

Corn-holing freak?
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#16
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Would you be interested in adopting a pink invisible incorporeal magic dragon pup?

Or a rock crusher?

Or a banananananana?
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#17
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(June 3, 2015 at 3:10 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Would you be interested in adopting a pink invisible incorporeal magic dragon pup?

Or a rock crusher?

Or a banananananana?

Sure.  Perhaps a nice cross breed of two or more of the above?  Let me know if you get a litter?
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#18
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(June 2, 2015 at 11:03 pm)whateverist Wrote: Why is there anything instead of nothing at all?
Why not?
Quote:What is the nature of personal identity?
It's numeric.  Probably Social Security maybe Mastercard.
Quote:What is the purpose of a human being?
That's the little stalk that your uvula hangs down from, but it should be spelled puropus.
Quote:Why is the idea of a god so damned widespread and persistent?
Because it is useful in binding people together in groups so they can go and beat the crap out of other people groups that are doing the same thing only less successfully.

I think I get some sleep now.
Goodnight.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#19
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Nighty night, Julia.
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#20
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Did you walk to work or carry your lunch?
Robert
Today is the best day of my life and tomorrow will be even better.

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