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Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
June 5, 2015 at 11:35 am
(June 5, 2015 at 9:51 am)Exian Wrote: Luckily, her school teaches evolution and earth science.

The sad thing is that this is even worth mentioning. I haven't got kids, but I went to school starting in 1969 - you know, the year science managed to land two dudes on the moon - and there never was any kind of debate over what to teach in biology class.

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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
June 5, 2015 at 11:51 am
(June 5, 2015 at 11:35 am)abaris Wrote:
(June 5, 2015 at 9:51 am)Exian Wrote: Luckily, her school teaches evolution and earth science.

The sad thing is that this is even worth mentioning. I haven't got kids, but I went to school starting in 1969 - you know, the year science managed to land two dudes on the moon - and there never was any kind of debate over what to teach in biology class.

Btw, love the mail exchange.

Oh I know! She had to switch schools, and during orientation I was hyper alerts making sure I didn't hear anything in the curriculum that was too off. There was a school shooting a few years back at her new school, so I kind of expected everybody to be over religious as a response. That still may be true, but her subjects are good.
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
June 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm
This one may be even better.
Holy shit that's a great website.
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
June 5, 2015 at 1:32 pm
(June 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: This one may be even better.
Holy shit that's a great website.

Yeah, that guy knows how to troll.  Big Grin  It's a lost art, really.
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
June 5, 2015 at 2:17 pm
lolllllz I was quite amused Big Grin
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
June 5, 2015 at 2:29 pm
We definitely need to step our anti-troll game up. Complete with tangents focused on minuscule details of our own posts. Lol Dudes a pro.

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