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Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
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Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
I wish this guy was my dad.  Instead of simply ticking the "no" checkbox, he messed with the "School Chaplain".  Too funny Big Grin

http://www.tickld.com/x/i-wish-this-man-...-hilarious
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#2
RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
Baahahaha This guy is the shit. Might be better anti-trolling than rock crushers.

Would say more, but I don't want to spoil anything. Good find, rexbex. Smile
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#3
RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
Lol! This guy should write a book, fuckin hilarious

(June 4, 2015 at 9:12 pm)Exian Wrote: Baahahaha This guy is the shit. Might be better anti-trolling than rock crushers.

Blasphemy!!
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
This is fantastic! I love how they just pre-approved those.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
(June 5, 2015 at 3:42 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: This is fantastic! I love how they just pre-approved those.

Ikr? Gives off this 'who in your opinion is the greatest leader and why Kim Jong Un' vibe Big Grin
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
I love how brilliant he is; he just scoots on by the snide comments and continues the Socratic Method as if nothing is amiss. I'm chuckling just thinking about it!
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
Ahahaha, that was so funny!! I read it out loud to my husband and we both had a seriously good laugh. Thanks for the link Rebecca. Smile
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom StoppardRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
I have a kid, so I've fantasized about having some sort of school/religion confrontation, and how I would handle it.

On one hand, I don't want my kid taught that some dude was killed and brought back to life, or that there are "alternative theories" about the propagation of life, but on the other hand, I don't want her to be ostracized because her dad made a scene.

Luckily, her school teaches evolution and earth science. But I also kinda fantasize about having this confrontation and just completely taking them to task. Tongue

I think I would have kindly checked "No", or even easier, just not have brought her to the damned thing. So I think this guy was kinda brave for doing this, as well as genius.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#9
RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
This guy puts all that time and effort into writing lengthy, thoughtful, hilarious emails and all the religious guy gives him in return is, "i don't see what any of this has to do with the play". What a dull, soulless man
“The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you've lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that's bigger than you are and that controls you.”  - George Carlin
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#10
RE: Best (and possibly most bored) Dad Ever
This is totally awesome, and his site http://27bslash6.com is just as hilarious.
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