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And now for a Pet the Dog moment for Catholicism....

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And now for a Pet the Dog moment for Catholicism....
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RE: And now for a Pet the Dog moment for Catholicism....
April 16, 2010 at 5:14 pm
(April 16, 2010 at 4:58 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(April 16, 2010 at 4:39 pm)Thor Wrote:
(April 16, 2010 at 4:31 pm)Welsh cake Wrote: Anyways your average blue whale is way bigger than any man, that includes Jesus. I suppose the Church will excommunicate me for saying that. Ha, shame. ^^

I've always wondered what you have to do to get excommunicated. I wish they'd do it to me! Would I get a neat certificate I could frame and hang on my wall?
I'm pretty sure that you'd have to be a baptized member of the catholic church first.

I had a pedophile dump water on my head when I was a baby. I even took part in eating the crackers and having another pedophile rub oil on my forehead. I think I'm good to go!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: And now for a Pet the Dog moment for Catholicism....
April 16, 2010 at 5:47 pm
May I have the source to the original post? Were the other bands actually mentioned, or was it an add-on the original poster did?
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