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Fuck you, Pat Robertson
#11
RE: Fuck you, Pat Robertson
So who created the little Hitler? Seems God is just part of the clean up crew. Is Satan dabbling in creating human life now?

Oh, no, that's right, God creates bad seeds for the express purpose of killing them off at an early age...nope still don't get it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#12
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And people wonder why I despise theists.
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#13
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He could have been the next Hitler. Not that Yahweh kept his chosen people from being horribly murdered by the first Hitler. Or that we don't know Hitler isn't spending his time in heaven, since he was a christian.

This is a really weak explanation for why unborn and born children die for no particular reason.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(June 11, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Chad32 Wrote: He could have been the next Hitler. Not that Yahweh kept his chosen people from being horribly murdered by the first Hitler. Or that we don't know Hitler isn't spending his time in heaven, since he was a christian.

This is a really weak explanation for why unborn and born children die for no particular reason.

Did you really expect anything better from the doddery old bigot? Tongue
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#15
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While I stand second to none in my white hot, seething loathing of Pat Robertson, I disagree with Stimbo. I don't want the old beast to die anytime soon. I want him to continue spewing his hateful shit every time someone puts a microphone within ten feet of him. I want him to absolutely own Evangelical Christianity in the public imagination -- to be synonymous with it in the mind of every person with a television or internet connection. I want to see the Evangelical community either damn themselves by remaining silent and tacitly agreeing with his statements, or I want to see them publicly disown the son-of-a-bitch and tear down his media empire.
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#16
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You can't shame the shameless, though.

Those fuckers eat that shit up.
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#17
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(June 11, 2015 at 2:22 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(June 11, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Chad32 Wrote: He could have been the next Hitler. Not that Yahweh kept his chosen people from being horribly murdered by the first Hitler. Or that we don't know Hitler isn't spending his time in heaven, since he was a christian.

This is a really weak explanation for why unborn and born children die for no particular reason.

Did you really expect anything better from the doddery old bigot? Tongue

No, my expectations of old Pat are quite low.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#18
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(June 11, 2015 at 2:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You can't shame the shameless, though.

Those fuckers eat that shit up.

True but you can, through relentless exposure, make their views kryptonite as far as sensible people are concerned.  The shameless may not be shamed, but they can be seen as utterly shameful and contemptible by everyone else.  I'll settle for that.
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#19
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Crossless may be onto something here. This woman called in with doubts about god's existence, and at the very least she has to be questioning why she would seek the advice of jackasses like Pat.

He's free exposure of the disgusting mentality of the Christian right.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#20
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This piece of shit needs to die.

Is he still "alive" in his zombie-like state because neither god nor the devil want him?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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