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Creationism lulz
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Piled Higher and Deeper
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
I initially thought this was a Poe cos of the cats and dogs thing
platypuses are cute tho ![[Image: baby-platypus.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=b68389.medialib.glogster.com%2Fmedia%2F1537f50afb4673a73860a9aa29f8d1c8851c1b6b3ecf9df16761eec58d7c8fa0%2Fbaby-platypus.jpg)
 (June 13, 2015 at 8:43 am)Neimenovic Wrote:I'm a little disappointed in you Bos.Quote:lol @ cats 'blending' with dogs aside, the part I underlined proves to be dreamt up horseshit by a 2 sec wikipedia search After reading "that", you still had to do a quick search to know if it was real or not! hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (June 14, 2015 at 7:11 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm a little disappointed in you Bos. Rule #1 of internet: google everything  I have that paranoid fear that religion could be true.....but then I read shit like this and feel better 
The whole thing reads like a major non sequitur.
It would seem to me that the existence of the platypus stands as proof against the biblical idea that god decreed all things to reproduce "after its kind."
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. 
"Kind," the most efficiently shifting goalpost ever thought up.
A "kind" is exactly what you need it to be when you need it to be just that. So a platypus is a kind all it's own. But then tigers and lions are a kind, so you only needed two of those. Any two, didn't matter. They'll speciate (but not really!) in 4,000 years or so. 
Damn creationists don't understand the science, willful ignorance. It's so frustrating they don't want to use reason and logic.
 Quote:platypuses are cute tho 'Platypodes'. (I realized that I haven't been pointlessly and annoyingly pedantic for quite some time. Needed a fix.) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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