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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:25 pm
(June 26, 2015 at 10:23 am)PiousPaladin Wrote: I have been lurking these forums the past few days after learning of its existence upon my usual forum Suscipe Domine. I was curious to see how the theists on these boards try to explain themselves to non-believers and in doing so I encountered a considerable number of "catholic" posters. I describe them with a small c because we do not consider those who follow the post-conciliar heretical council of Vatican II to be following the true unchanging church that the Lord himself founded and have descended into Protestant heresy.
I joined so that I may have a chance to question them and to address the many lies that have been shared concerning the true practice of the one holy and apostolic Catholic Church.
I look forward to watching you guys tear each other apart over immaterial fictions that don't mean shit from shinola. Just let me go fetch popcorn and a beer.
Welcome to the forums. Now get to work.
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:27 pm
(This post was last modified: June 26, 2015 at 12:51 pm by SteelCurtain.
Edit Reason: Not on my watch...
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(June 26, 2015 at 12:24 pm)PiousPaladin Wrote: I can assure all of you I am not a "Poe", and I am merely deciding which of Randy Carsons heresies to tackle first.
>SNIP<
How about this one?
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:30 pm
(June 26, 2015 at 12:24 pm)PiousPaladin Wrote: I can assure all of you I am not a "Poe", and I am merely deciding which of Randy Carsons heresies to tackle first.
Now there is a lifelong task.
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:31 pm
(June 26, 2015 at 11:39 am)Neimenovic Wrote: (June 26, 2015 at 11:33 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: This guy.
ooooh, right!
this one's a bit less obvious. But only a bit
I still hope he pokes Randy a little
A lot less obvious as YITW includes a disclaimer in his profile and this PiousPalidin does not, though he does share a word in common with YITW's non-Poe username. And unlike Landover Baptist Church, the Society of St. Pius X actually exists. They are a splinter group opposing much of Vatican II. The forum he cites appears real enough and not a spoof though rather dogmatic. According the the forum rules:
Quote:Non-Catholics:
1) Error has no rights. As such, anti-Catholic viewpoints are not permitted to be posted here.
2) Do not attempt to sway traditional Catholics away from the Faith.
http://www.suscipedomine.com/forum/index...pic=3891.0
I have two questions: 1) will the Catholics bite?; and 2) does it matter whether unproven doctrine "a" or unproven doctrine "b" is correct according to true Catholic thinking.
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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:34 pm
Actually, we really need Yahweh to check in today.
Why does he never do any of the heavy lifting himself?
If he cares so fucking much about this issue why does he require that his work be done by the most bigoted and stupid of humans?
Can't god hire better help?
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:36 pm
(This post was last modified: June 26, 2015 at 12:54 pm by rexbeccarox.)
(June 26, 2015 at 12:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Actually, we really need Yahweh to check in today.
Why does he never do any of the heavy lifting himself?
If he cares so fucking much about this issue why does he require that his work be done by the most bigoted and stupid of humans?
Can't god hire better help?
God allows us the chance to demonstrate our loyalty to him by our own volition. How could we prove our righteousness without trials with which to test it?
(June 26, 2015 at 12:27 pm)Metis Wrote: (June 26, 2015 at 12:24 pm)PiousPaladin Wrote: I can assure all of you I am not a "Poe", and I am merely deciding which of Randy Carsons heresies to tackle first.
{snip}
How about this one?
You disgust me, away with your depravity.
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:53 pm
Lol
Welcome, Pious.  If I were a betting man, I'd put money on you. Randy's the antithesis of creativity.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:56 pm
(June 26, 2015 at 12:36 pm)PiousPaladin Wrote: (June 26, 2015 at 12:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Actually, we really need Yahweh to check in today.
Why does he never do any of the heavy lifting himself?
If he cares so fucking much about this issue why does he require that his work be done by the most bigoted and stupid of humans?
Can't god hire better help?
God allows us the chance to demonstrate our loyalty to him by our own volition. How could we prove our righteousness without trials with which to test it?
(June 26, 2015 at 12:27 pm)Metis Wrote: {snip}
How about this one?
You disgust me, away with your depravity.
Modhat: this goes for EVERYone, not just the OP. This is the Intro forum. If you can't say something nice, dont' say anything at all.
Also, seriously? Porn in open forum? No. /modhat
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:57 pm
He probably follows the particularly pathetic sect of Catholicism known as sedevacantists, whose most notable members would be the unhinged bigot and former mad max Mel Gibson, and his father.
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RE: The Voice of Truth and Reason
June 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm
I'm sorry Mods, I just couldn't resist making the monkey dance for me
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