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#61
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 4:28 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2015 at 4:29 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(June 27, 2015 at 3:45 pm)IATIA Wrote:
(June 27, 2015 at 2:09 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: You know, Randy is conspicuously absent lately.....

May perhaps he is PiousPaladin?

I doubt it.  Similar total magnitude, but different ratio of ignorance, halfwittedness, and stark raving insensibility.
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#62
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 4:29 pm
(June 27, 2015 at 2:09 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: You know, Randy is conspicuously absent lately.....

Really?  Didn't miss that dumb fuck at all.
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#63
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 4:30 pm
They can argue over whether the imaginary coin came up heads or tails.
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#64
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 5:30 pm
(June 27, 2015 at 4:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(June 27, 2015 at 2:09 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: You know, Randy is conspicuously absent lately.....

Really?  Didn't miss that dumb fuck at all.

But don't you wanna see them jump at each other's throats with righteous catholic vitriol?

I sorta do. Already made popcorn Undecided
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#65
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 5:31 pm
They'd probably make up their differences and take it out on some poor altar boy.
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#66
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 5:32 pm
Hopefully this one will retreat into his hole also.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 5:53 pm
As long as no underage hole is involved, there's no problem.
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#68
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 6:25 pm
Quote: Murder? Killing heretics and those who poison the souls of the faithful is not murder, it is a sad sacrifice but one that must be made to uphold and retain the purity undefiled of his Church. Better to cut off a bad branch than to let it fester and destroy the tree.
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Quote:There is no such thing as a homosexual inclination, the very notion of sexual orientation is a lie. All are geared towards chastity in marriage or in celibacy, a desire to commit sodomy is a sinful inclination not of a sane healthy mind.
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Quote:An athiest who keeps his opinions to himself and does not tempt the others into heresy does not need to be executed, he must repent of course but he is only a danger to himself.
{30} Aaaaaahh, you have a soft spot for us.

Quote:There is only one true religion, Catholicism, and no other can be tolorated.
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Quote:As for your final comment I don't see anything wrong with slavery. The condemnation of slavery was also part of the heretical Vatican II council. The Catholic Church does not condemn slavery, in fact it is useful. Both to us and for the condemned party, it is kinder to enslave a pagan and grant him time to repent than to kill him outright.
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You are one sick motherfucker. If it wasn't for the word 'catholic' in your posts, I'd think you were ISIS.
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#69
RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 6:37 pm
1) Are you a virgin?

2) What school(s) have you attended?

3) Do you campaign for the criminal punishment of molesters in your church?

4) Are you Randy, in disguise?

5) Are you randy in disguise? You have an unhealthy fascination with outre sex.

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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 6:56 pm
He reminds me of




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