Public Toilet Strategies

[pocaracas]

First, maybe we should be aware of a slight difference between toilets in the US and EU: the amount of water in there. US toilets are almost full, while EU ones only fill up the narrow part at the bottom.
That makes sitting in the EU slightly easier, I guess, as you would be further from that infectious pool!


First strategy: avoid public restrooms at all costs.
Second: If need be, try to work it out just by peeing - haha, I can stand! I've found that foreskin can mess up the urine jet dynamics, so I pull it back. I then use TP to clean Mr. Johnson's tip.
Third: If it really must be, I wipe the toilet seat with TP and then sit... provided the seat looks clean, my skin should managed anything else.


When at home, I always sit. No worries about jet dynamics and all...

[ignoramus]

oh man! way too much information! Too much!
CL, you have a lot to answer for young lady! Off to your room! no bibles either!

[robvalue]

Hey Poca! Another sitting brother

I don't understand the insistent machismo involved in standing. Especially when no one is watching! At least 1 time in 100 you gotta have an accident, why take the risk?

Whenever another bloke has been in my loo, half the time I have stuff to wipe off the floor. Thanks!

This is fucking disgusting, why are we talking about this?

[Longhorn]

Why am I reading this thread? I promised myself I wouldn't read this thread. It makes my brain crawl

[pocaracas]

Hey Poca! Another sitting brother

I don't understand the insistent machismo involved in standing. Especially when no one is watching! At least 1 time in 100 you gotta have an accident, why take the risk?

Whenever another bloke has been in my loo, half the time I have stuff to wipe off the floor. Thanks!

This is fucking disgusting, why are we talking about this?

Only 1 in 100? you lucky bastard!
When you realize you're the one that has to clean that mess up, you start coming up with strategies to minimize your own work... sitting is one of them.

It's not disgusting, it's a part of life and worth discussing.
I'm at an engineering school and there's a course here on civil engineering... they have two full semesters of waste disposal systems and sewers... I can't imagine what an exam of that looks like!

[rado84]

I don't use public toilets. If it's emergency, I prefer to find a remote bush and do my thing there.