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Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
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Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 1:22 pm
Lotion

Cucumber

Cotton candy
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 1:25 pm
Ski mask
Gloves
Crowbar
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 1:27 pm
Haribo gummi bears

Glory collard greens

Sixer of Yazoo Daytime Ale
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 1:29 pm
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 1:31 pm
T-bone steak
Rib steak
Porterhouse steak

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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 1:38 pm
Ben Gay

Preparation H

Fleet Enema
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 1:38 pm
Condoms
Earplugs
Clothespins

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Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 1:48 pm
(July 7, 2015 at 1:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Lotion

Cucumber

Cotton candy

Ok I bought them. Now what?
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 5:07 pm
Wine
Quaaludes
Pudding pops
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July 7, 2015 at 5:09 pm
Vaseline

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Watermelon
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