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August 4, 2015 at 3:04 am
What? I still can't edit my posts. Anyway since they removed the pic from the upper provider here it is again:
"No assholes I don't want to be a member of cosmic Jewish zombie congregation!"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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August 4, 2015 at 3:26 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: A lot of fun!
August 4, 2015 at 3:58 am
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this made me belly laugh when I first saw it
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August 4, 2015 at 5:32 am
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Yeah what's up with that Juda's smooch? How is that not gay?
Even just after the arrest there is some naked guy that's following Jesus so Judas and Jesus were probably gay lovers and then Jesus cheated him with this other guy which made Judas furious with jealousy:
Mark 14:51-52
A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, 52 he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.
Even the only time Jesus cries in the Bible is when Lazarus died after which they closed themselves into a cave.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: A lot of fun!
August 4, 2015 at 8:17 am
Here is a pub for men with small penises:
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August 4, 2015 at 1:27 pm
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August 4, 2015 at 3:22 pm
(August 4, 2015 at 8:17 am)robvalue Wrote: Here is a pub for men with small penises:
You'd think that'd be for giant dicks. Small dicks would read like "The It's All the Way Inn, Believe It or Not." But yours is more concise. Lol
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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August 4, 2015 at 8:38 pm
Just a crazy thought but is it possible that Jesus was an open gay who was promoting gayness and was hanged because of it?
The truth is always stranger than fiction!
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August 8, 2015 at 3:40 am
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Yeah New Testament is just fag quarrel. Indeed many things from christian faith can be explained in that light, like holy water which was created as anal lube.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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August 10, 2015 at 5:43 am
Some of Pope Francis usual bullshit
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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