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Things that unintentionally scared the crap out of you!
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Don't all teachers stalk their blind students?
Yoda and E.T. scared the hell out of me when I was little. I remember seeing a picture of Yoda on the side of a VHS box up in my cousins attic. I froze in fear staring at it. Then I would challenge myself to se how long I could stare at it. Then, at night, I would imagine E.T. or Yoda slowly peeking around my bedroom door at me. Didn't like aliens as a kid. I wasn't convinced with ghosts or monsters, but aliens seemed plausible.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
I once downed a glass of what I thought was red orange juice, but it was actually tomato juice. That second it took me to work out what was going on was scary.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
A big friendly dog running over to play with me when I was young. Some small animal that panics and runs when I walk near it, unaware that it's there.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
As a youngster I had a huge zit on my dick and freaked out. Thought I had somehow contracted syphilis without the benefit of sex, it had been untreated and I was going to end up a mental moron.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(July 30, 2015 at 11:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: As a youngster I had a huge zit on my dick and freaked out. Thought I had somehow contracted syphilis without the benefit of sex, it had been untreated and I was going to end up a mental moron. Same. Lol Except it was on my sack. I lived with it for half a year. How does a zit even last that long?! My best guess is just the way the skin is there. Tough and rubbery. I'll stop there. I've been letting my TMI filter go lately.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  (July 30, 2015 at 11:01 am)Exian Wrote: Yoda and E.T. scared the hell out of me when I was little. [...] Yup - E.T. scared the sh*t out of me, when I was 6 years old, or so. I had nightmares and everything. I think I couldn't read fast enough to keep up with the subtitles, so I probably had no idea, what the movie was about. But damn - that character's design was creepy.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
 (July 30, 2015 at 11:32 am)Exian Wrote:(July 30, 2015 at 11:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: As a youngster I had a huge zit on my dick and freaked out. Thought I had somehow contracted syphilis without the benefit of sex, it had been untreated and I was going to end up a mental moron. It was an ingrown hair bro.
Oh yeah, coulda started out that way.
TMI filter: Off.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue |
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