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RE: The Daily Show....and Poor Discriminated Against Xtians....
July 30, 2015 at 4:31 pm
On a side note, this made me YouTube a few Jon Stewart videos. Best quote I found.
'This guy is SO much fun. Watching Donald Trump run for president is like eating ice cream on a roller coaster made of blowjobs.'
Still chuckling.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: The Daily Show....and Poor Discriminated Against Xtians....
July 30, 2015 at 4:32 pm
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That. Was. Awesome!!
The pastor is out of his fucking head. That's some serious paranoid delusions he's having. 'There's persecution everywhere', man you better get that checked out. His little smile is creepy as fuck too. Weird dude.
The irony of it all is fucking priceless. I loved the part when they were standing under the ginormous fucking jesus statue and the pastor goes 'they're hanging out their flag'.
Another moment that made me belly laugh was when he couldn't bane one single shop. Typical, running your fucking mouth when you have no idea what you're taking about-same with the ordnance.
And the council lady was so cool and level headed! Awesome.
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RE: The Daily Show....and Poor Discriminated Against Xtians....
July 30, 2015 at 6:05 pm
"Because you're Jewish?"
Ugh, Jews pretending to be persecuted is almost as nauseating. They're 2 percent of the population and are the top 1 percent in income, 20 percent of Congress plus half the Supreme Court. They run countless corporations, banks, studios, TV networks, sports franchises, etc. Ever noticed how they're the only minority group that doesn't suffer from media under-representation. Israel gets more of my tax money per capita than any other nation and AIPAC has such a hold on both parties that we will never ever ever ever EVER treat Israel the way we'd treat any other rogue state.
Whew, needed to get that off my chest. Other than that the video was funny.
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RE: The Daily Show....and Poor Discriminated Against Xtians....
July 30, 2015 at 6:15 pm
Its on YouTube for those of us that aren't murican
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: The Daily Show....and Poor Discriminated Against Xtians....
July 30, 2015 at 7:34 pm
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Whoa, I just realized that there are entire countries of people who don't get to see Stewart and Colbert. You people have some youtubing to do.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
