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Don't leave your child in the car to Cook.
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(August 1, 2015 at 11:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: If I was in charge of police patrols, I'd have them patrolling parking lots from June through September. If anyone catching a kid in a car, make the parent sit in there for ten minutes or so to get it through their heads.

Have them wait in the car until the ambulance shows to render aid to the child and during.  Here in Texas, about a half hour or so would make an indelible impression on the 'forgetful' parent.  By then, they would probably need assistance themselves.
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Quote:If I was in charge of police patrols, I'd have them patrolling parking lots from June through September.

The cops are busy hunting for minority motorists with broken tail lights so they can shoot them.
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Don't leave your children in the car to cook......They taste much better barbecued!!
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RE: Don't leave your child in the car to Cook.
(August 1, 2015 at 11:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: If I was in charge of police patrols, I'd have them patrolling parking lots from June through September. If anyone catching a kid in a car, make the parent sit in there for ten minutes or so to get it through their heads.

Punishment is irrelevant because it is not intentional.  They don't do it because they want their children to suffer, they do it because they forget.  Punishment does not cause human memory to be better.  For more, see:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...story.html

No amount of punishment would make any difference at all for parents unintentionally leaving their children in their cars.

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Yeah, a dead son or daughter is punishment enough.
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(August 1, 2015 at 12:43 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Yeah, a dead son or daughter is punishment enough.

Something like this happened here in Portugal, I remember the judge ruled that the punishment they had was far greater than any he could give.
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I have never left a kid in the car in the heat (I have left my daughter in the car in our covered parking spot for a seconds while I run back in the house to get the thing we forgot), but I can see how Jenny's autopilot description, and Min's "I'll just be a moment" line of thought could happen to people. And I don't mean dumb, thoughtless, cruel people, I mean even usually thoughtful intelligent people.

Do you also recall how tired you can be the first 6 months to a year after a baby is born? It's like you become a real shit for brains zombie for a period of time (usually based on how well the kid learns to sleep thorough the night. I know some people who's 6 year old still regularly wake them up in the middle of teh night). Tired plus hat plus in a hurry or on autopilot could easily lead someone to space off their kid for a little bit.
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(August 1, 2015 at 12:18 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Don't leave your children in the car to cook......They taste much better barbecued!!
Heh, heh, I should have guessed. Thanks for adding a laugh.
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(August 1, 2015 at 12:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:If I was in charge of police patrols, I'd have them patrolling parking lots from June through September.

The cops are busy hunting for minority motorists with broken tail lights so they can shoot them.

It would probably be good to avoid bringing the "fucking cops" stuff into this thread, Min.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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(August 1, 2015 at 12:18 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Don't leave your children in the car to cook......They taste much better barbecued!!

And have them eat a stick of butter the night before.

Yum !!
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