2015 NFL thread

[SteelCurtain]

Nooooooooope.

[Faith No More]

I predict Brady will be exonerated, play all games in the season, and put up a 16-0-0 record. He'll then dominate the playoffs, and make it a shut out at the Super Bowl, securing his status as the greatest quarterback of all time. #FreeBrady

Ok, now for the realistic version. I still think Brady will be exonerated, so he'll play all the games, but we've lost a few good players this year, both offensively and defensively, so we probably won't do as well as last year. I'm hoping we'll make the #1 seed but we're more likely to be #3 or #4. After that, I don't want to tempt fate; Brady is usually better in the playoffs than most, so I'm hoping we'll make it to the Super Bowl, but I wouldn't be surprised if we don't. However I don't think the Seahawks will make it to a third in a row; I think they will meet Green Bay in the playoffs and get the defeat that they barely escaped from the last time they met.

I'm honestly just happy that the year I moved to New England, my team won the Super Bowl. Couldn't have asked for a better moving present.

I'm going to let you on in a little secret here in the States, Tiberius. You're not supposed to admit in public that you're a Patriots fan.

[Ravenshire]

It's a testosterone thing, I am certain.

I bet if a study was done, it shows how the testosterone of men goes overboard while watching other men engaging in activity.

I bet football fans are more happy at work during football season because of the alleviation they receive while watching, because it is the only time they allow themselves to become excited about something.

In this instance, I'm pretty sure you're talking out your ass.

[Jackalope]

Anybody got any love for my Colts?

Oh, hell no.

[Ravenshire]

How on science's green earth do we have so many Steelers fans here?

Anybody got any love for my Colts?

Nope.

[Tiberius]

Anybody got any love for my Colts?

We'll do you a favor and not beat you by so many points this year. If you're very lucky we might let you score more than one touchdown too.

I'm going to let you on in a little secret here in the States, Tiberius. You're not supposed to admit in public that you're a Patriots fan.

I live in Massachusetts; we're basically the hub of all New England sport. It's pretty much illegal not to have at least one Patriots bumper sticker. I did get some nasty looks when I wore my Super Bowl champions t-shirt in New York City though.

[Thumpalumpacus]

If you only knew how much joy, pain, excitement, anxiety, and sadness I get out of a Steelers game, Min.

So skip past the truck commercials and watch the game.

Oh, wait.

[Kitty Galore]

lack testosterone...but I think I'm more excited than CD is.

No it isn't about football players having nice asses or anything, baseball players have way better...but I can't stay awake during a baseball game. :/

[polar bear]

Sorry to say this but Arian Foster is out with a torn groin that will require surgery.

OK my predictions:
1.  Brady suspended 2 games, pats go 14-2
2. Pats host AFC champ game
3. Broncos beat the fuck out of the Pats in Mannings last season
4. Broncos beat the Packers in a game that isn't even close, most people turn it off at halftime

*polar bear wakes up*   

[Exian]

The only thing I know for sure is that my Brownies won't make it to the play-offs. After that its anyone's guess, but who cares at that point? I haven't looked at the schedule, but usually by week 3-5 we see a glimmer of hope that gets dashed by week 4-6, so that's my prediction.