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The good work of ISIS
August 10, 2015 at 3:02 am
(This post was last modified: August 10, 2015 at 3:02 am by Mudhammam.)
No, seriously... I couldn't help but laugh a bit when I stumbled upon this wiki a moment ago:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institut...ic_Society
Quote:Institute for the Secularisation of Islamic Society
The Institute for the Secularisation of Islamic Society (ISIS) is an organization of writers that promotes the ideas of secularism, democracy and human rights within Islamic society. It is part of the Center for Inquiry.
Founded in 1998 by former Muslims, the best known being Ibn Warraq, the group aims to combat theologically driven fanaticism, violence and terrorism. The organization does not promote any belief system or religious dogma but rather it subscribes to the rule of secular law, freedom of speech and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
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RE: The good work of ISIS
August 10, 2015 at 3:11 am
I never thought I'd say it but...
GO ISIS! I WISH YOU GUYS SUCCESS!
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RE: The good work of ISIS
August 10, 2015 at 3:22 am
That's it. I'm joining ISIS.
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RE: The good work of ISIS
August 10, 2015 at 10:52 am
Seems like the other ISIS might at some point kill everyone in that ISIS and display their severed heads on pikes.
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RE: The good work of ISIS
August 10, 2015 at 11:01 am
Secularization of Islamic Society? Might as well promote the mixing of oil and water.
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RE: The good work of ISIS
August 10, 2015 at 11:23 am
Horatio Sanz was on Comedy Bang Bang as a Saudi inventor. He invented a device that creates an informational hologram of your sister called the I-Sis. Haha It turned out to be a ploy to recruit for ISIS.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: The good work of ISIS
August 10, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Uh-oh. The NSA will fire a cruise missile in their door by mistake. They aren't always so careful.
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RE: The good work of ISIS
August 11, 2015 at 12:42 pm
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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