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Anti-christ?
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#81
RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 2:21 am
Please get help.
Please.
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#82
RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 2:28 am
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#83
RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 3:30 am
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#84
RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 4:17 am
And, uh, Prof, if you don't mind me asking.....This is the latest of....how many predictions about the rapture you've made?
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#85
RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 4:28 am
(August 16, 2015 at 4:17 am)Neimenovic Wrote: And, uh, Prof, if you don't mind me asking.....This is the latest of....how many predictions about the rapture you've made?

bu..but..butt.. this time for realsies
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#86
RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 10:42 am
I be reading dis thread like

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#87
RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 10:55 am
OK, less than one month until September 15th!

Like last year, the anticipation will be KILLING us!
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#88
RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 11:52 am
(August 14, 2015 at 9:44 pm)professor Wrote: No Kitty, I am totally serious.
Punch in to Google: "Michelle Obama blue dress bulge"
The old jock strap bulge surfaced under that blue cover.

Wait. You believe that the White House is willing to kill to keep it a secret that Michelle Obama is a transgender, but they won't just give her a sex change? They just make her tuck that deadly secret in?

You slay me, prof.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 12:10 pm
Wow. For giggles I googled. Wow. I wish I could get that time back. That "bulge" can be explained so many ways. It is ridiculous that anyone would buy this crap.
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 16, 2015 at 12:22 pm
(August 14, 2015 at 9:44 pm)professor Wrote: No Kitty, I am totally serious.
Punch in to Google: "Michelle Obama blue dress bulge"
The old jock strap bulge surfaced under that blue cover.

Then where is the adam's apple?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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