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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 12:25 pm
Bunch of lico-bigots!
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 12:26 pm
(August 17, 2015 at 10:39 am)vorlon13 Wrote: (August 17, 2015 at 4:07 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul..... 
Eat Jesus ??
Does transubstantiation work on chocolate ??
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 12:27 pm
(August 17, 2015 at 12:25 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Bunch of lico-bigots!
Yeah! I hate all licorice regardless of color
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 12:34 pm
(August 17, 2015 at 12:14 pm)Exian Wrote: (August 17, 2015 at 11:56 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: Hard to know what authentic tasting licorice would feel or taste like. It all seems to look like a type of plastic.
Yeah, that's what this stuff isn't like. I'm trying to think of a way to describe the consistency...it's softer but also hardier somehow. When you bite an end off, the end appears a little grittier and it's a brown color. Yep. I've had that. That's some old timey stuff.
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 12:40 pm
They're so good!
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 1:25 pm
(August 17, 2015 at 11:02 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: (August 17, 2015 at 1:27 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Say, going serious for a second, does anyone remember a candy from the 60s that was 'similar' to Lifesavers, but were made without the hole (I think they were thicker in the center, actually) and the flavors were more sour or tart than Lifesavers were?
They were packaged in a similar roll form to Lifesavers too.
Damned if I can recall a name for the product.
I used to get something like that called Reed's for the root beer flavor. That the one?
http://www.candywarehouse.com/products/r...piece-box/
They were fruit flavored. I'm sure they still make the root beer flavored candies.
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 1:31 pm
(August 17, 2015 at 12:14 pm)Exian Wrote: (August 17, 2015 at 11:56 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: Hard to know what authentic tasting licorice would feel or taste like. It all seems to look like a type of plastic.
Yeah, that's what this stuff isn't like. I'm trying to think of a way to describe the consistency...it's softer but also hardier somehow. When you bite an end off, the end appears a little grittier and it's a brown color.
Are you sure you didn't just describe what eating a poop would feel like. Got to vomit ...
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 1:35 pm
You should be less worried about what poop feels like as compared to what it tastes like.
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 1:54 pm
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RE: The worst candy ever
August 17, 2015 at 2:04 pm
(August 17, 2015 at 1:27 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Say, going serious for a second, does anyone remember a candy from the 60s that was 'similar' to Lifesavers, but were made without the hole (I think they were thicker in the center, actually) and the flavors were more sour or tart than Lifesavers were?
They were packaged in a similar roll form to Lifesavers too.
Damned if I can recall a name for the product. I kind of remember these too. Very shiny/glassine look to the surface. Cherry flavor sticks out most in my mind. Where lifesavers were flat tasting these had some zing. Can't remember the name either.
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