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"Psychic" dies

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"Psychic" dies
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"Psychic" dies
August 25, 2015 at 1:01 pm



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: "Psychic" dies
August 25, 2015 at 1:04 pm (This post was last modified: August 25, 2015 at 1:09 pm by Longhorn.)
Oh fuck him. I hope nobody tells his relatives that they can communicate with his ghost or some other conman shit he used to sell.
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RE: "Psychic" dies
August 25, 2015 at 1:08 pm
No tears for people who spread ignorance.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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RE: "Psychic" dies
August 25, 2015 at 1:22 pm
I wonder if his family thinks its too soon to try to contact him?


I'm getting a message now...
"This is that one dude who just died, hello. Hello family....uh...hi. Ok, well, now that I'm on this side of things, I can see that its all bullshit and I'd like to give all those suckers their money back. Turns out I was just talking to myself and/or making shit up (like the guy I'm talking through now)."

What?!?

"Never mind. It was all definitely just tricks. I was a douche. All people who pretend to talk to the dead for prophet are douches."

Now wait just one sec...

"Except this guy. He doesn't want your money. He's cool. Gotta big dick too, ladies. Anyways, that's my message. Bye forever. I don't see a god."

That tickled.
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RE: "Psychic" dies
August 25, 2015 at 1:23 pm
How come he couldn't "predict" that smoking would kill him?
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RE: "Psychic" dies
August 25, 2015 at 3:01 pm
Get that Long Island medium woman to make contact. She never fails.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: "Psychic" dies
August 28, 2015 at 3:52 am
Bet he didn't see that coming.

On a side note, doesn't he just have the type of face you want to punch?
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RE: "Psychic" dies
August 29, 2015 at 7:42 pm
(August 28, 2015 at 3:52 am)Pandæmonium Wrote: Bet he didn't see that coming.

On a side note, doesn't he just have the type of face you want to punch?

Smug looking little shit wasn't he?
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