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Wife got us another kitten

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Wife got us another kitten
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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 6, 2015 at 7:48 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 7:42 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Cats have been Woman's best friend for a while now.

Though I maintain that cats are the more manly pet.
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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 6, 2015 at 8:07 pm
They're both pretty awesome.
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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 6, 2015 at 8:14 pm
my girlfriends favorite quote: "The egyptians used to worships cats. Cats have not forgotten."

I'm a golden retriever kinda fella myself however if it's fury and friendly i'll scratch it's head.
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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 6, 2015 at 8:31 pm
Indians worship rats, don't they? I wonder if there was ever a strain between Egypt and India.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 6, 2015 at 8:37 pm
Did you do a background check?

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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 6, 2015 at 8:37 pm
Awwww! Heart
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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 6, 2015 at 8:52 pm
I have a little grey and white cat visiting me and scoffing my cats' food (much to their disgust). Not sure if she's a stray or not, but she's very small, very cute, and just loves getting her belly rubbed.

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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 6, 2015 at 9:08 pm
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RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 7, 2015 at 12:57 am
It's such are hard life for those poor cats!
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#30
RE: Wife got us another kitten
September 7, 2015 at 7:59 am
(September 6, 2015 at 7:42 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Cats have been Woman's best friend for a while now.

I CCL what you did there.
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