The reason why Jesus' body was missing was that Joseph of Arimathea ate it thinking that he would gain eternal life like Jesus had told him he would. All he ended up with was a bad case of diarrhea and Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease from eating the brain.
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cannibalism and you (christianity)
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 (August 29, 2015 at 3:23 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:(August 29, 2015 at 3:03 pm)Spooky Wrote: Both. How about bathing in the blood of jesus? That okay with you too? ![[Image: 10959733_1062880830395322_55195774317726...pgpv5f.jpg]](http://s1064.photobucket.com/user/h4ym4n/media/AT/move1/10959733_1062880830395322_5519577431772645441_n_zpsbxpgpv5f.jpg.html)
 (August 30, 2015 at 5:39 am)h4ym4n Wrote:(August 29, 2015 at 3:23 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: If the "crazy shit" we believe isn't true, then we're just eating bread and drinking wine...despite what we believe. Do Christians do that literally? Or is this just a stupid attempt to impugn Christian doctrine based on a straw man argument?  (August 30, 2015 at 12:41 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:(August 30, 2015 at 5:39 am)h4ym4n Wrote: How about bathing in the blood of jesus? That okay with you too? Revelation 1:5 and from Jesus Christ, the faithful witness, the first-born out of the dead, and the ruler of the kings of the earth; to him who did love us, and did bathe us from our sins in his blood, ^This is one of the many reasons why christianity and pretty much the abrahamic religions shouldn't be taken literally metaphorically or even seriously.
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Is Randy Carson realizing how screwed up his religion is?
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 (August 30, 2015 at 4:00 pm)Spooky Wrote: Is Randy Carson realizing how screwed up his religion is? What is the reason for your optimistic question? "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
(August 30, 2015 at 4:03 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:(August 30, 2015 at 4:00 pm)Spooky Wrote: Is Randy Carson realizing how screwed up his religion is? His posts seem to be taking on a fervor and lack of length that I haven't noticed in him. I think he actually expected us to be a bunch of simpletons completely ignorant of the bible. Seeing that we're not must be startling. But this is all conjecture. I'm waiting to hear from him directly, if he's starting to see why those of us who actually know a thing or two about catholicism regard it as completely insane.
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(August 30, 2015 at 4:08 pm)Spooky Wrote:(August 30, 2015 at 4:03 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: What is the reason for your optimistic question? That is the thing with christians and theists in general. They think we really know nothing about their religion and forget hey we used to be at one point religious.
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