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I'm still an atheist, but...
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#221
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 6, 2015 at 5:22 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 1:33 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: You poor thing. A pink, oozing steak is something that baby Jesus sent to us from heaven. Melt some Roquefort bleu cheese on it, and Beezlebub himself blesses such a bounty.

Medium rare ftw. 

At the hotel I'm staying at, room service delivered a steak from the in-house restaurant and it was cooked so close to perfection that I nearly came. 

Just enough blood, just enough gristle...

Sweet fuck I want another...

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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#222
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 12:13 am
As far as I'm concerned, a properly prepared steak needs no topping. Every once in a while I get one with sauteed mushrooms or shrimp topping of one variety or another, but in general I'm not impressed with a steak unless it can be enjoyed on its own merits.
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#223
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 12:15 am
"Needs" and "is amazing with" are two very distinct things.
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#224
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 12:22 am
(September 8, 2015 at 12:15 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: "Needs" and "is amazing with" are two very distinct things.

A steak should be amazing to begin with, or else I'm wasting time and money on it.
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#225
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 12:28 am
Fuck allah
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#226
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 12:33 am
But what if it's amazinger with bleu cheese on it?
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 12:35 am (This post was last modified: September 8, 2015 at 12:36 am by Redbeard The Pink.)
(September 8, 2015 at 12:33 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: But what if it's amazinger with bleu cheese on it?

Meh...to each his own, I guess. I'm not that keen on bleu cheese, but if I were going to bother with it it would probably be on a steak.
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#228
RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 12:53 am
I definitely prefer my steak au naturel. Every so often I'll put sauteed mushrooms on it, but most times those are on the side.

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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 12:55 am
I still prefer my steak on someone else's plate, though I'd gladly sit under the table to provide entertainment during the meal.
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RE: I'm still an atheist, but...
September 8, 2015 at 1:24 am
(September 8, 2015 at 12:55 am)Losty Wrote: I still prefer my steak on someone else's plate, though I'd gladly sit under the table to provide entertainment during the meal.

So, whatcha doin' Wednesday night?

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