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Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 4, 2015 at 8:20 pm
You know waaaayyyy too much about that sort of stuff.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 4, 2015 at 8:41 pm
(September 4, 2015 at 7:40 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Obviously, a Doc Johnson model 34 with realistic veining, retractable foreskin and option vibrator attachment with Energy Star certified wall charger and lithium ion rechargeable battery pack for extend run time.

Hey, as a tax-payer, I have to foot the bill for all this. Cucumbers are 4 for a dollar.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm
Yeah but cucumbers can... ummm... become lodged.

Safety first!
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 4, 2015 at 8:48 pm
I mean, have you priced out a cucurectomy lately? Why, what you save not doin' one, you can buy a thousand of vorlon's fancy buttcorks.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 4, 2015 at 9:01 pm
(September 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Yeah but cucumbers can... ummm... become lodged.

Safety first!

Naw, We're talking more like Goodyear than Cheerio.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 4, 2015 at 10:34 pm
(September 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Yeah but cucumbers can... ummm... become lodged.

Noob !!!!
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 4, 2015 at 10:37 pm
(September 4, 2015 at 8:41 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(September 4, 2015 at 7:40 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Obviously, a Doc Johnson model 34 with realistic veining, retractable foreskin and option vibrator attachment with Energy Star certified wall charger and lithium ion rechargeable battery pack for extend run time.

Hey, as a tax-payer, I have to foot the bill for all this. Cucumbers are 4 for a dollar.

And cucumbers are green and put me in mind of Kermit the Frog.

The venerable Model 34 will be available in a new color this fall; Polynesian !!!!
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 4, 2015 at 11:53 pm
(September 4, 2015 at 3:15 pm)MTL Wrote:
(September 4, 2015 at 2:05 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Jesus Fucking Christ !!!

lol....funny story:

I have a friend in France, who is making good progress as he tries to learn English.

Swearing is done differently in French, you see,

so he asked me to clarify that very statement:  "Jesus Fucking Christ";

....because "fucking" is technically a verb....

He didn't understand why Jesus was "fucking himself" LOLOLOL

Boy, have I got a .gif for you ...

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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 5, 2015 at 3:14 am (This post was last modified: September 5, 2015 at 3:17 am by robvalue.)
It would be nice if a few more of our Christians stepped in to condemn this vile behaviour, rather than trying to support it.

Remember: if it's OK to break the law citing Christian beliefs, then you're saying it's OK to break the law for any religious reason. If you don't agree with that statement, you're a steaming hypocrite who thinks Christianity deserves special treatment over other religions.

And since they are arbitrary, you're condoning breaking the law for any reason you feel like citing. Is that a society you want to live in Christians?
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 5, 2015 at 6:40 am
(September 4, 2015 at 8:41 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(September 4, 2015 at 7:40 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Obviously, a Doc Johnson model 34 with realistic veining, retractable foreskin and option vibrator attachment with Energy Star certified wall charger and lithium ion rechargeable battery pack for extend run time.

Hey, as a tax-payer, I have to foot the bill for all this. Cucumbers are 4 for a dollar.

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